Goop's Christmas gift ideas

[anlo]

www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/goopy-gwyneth-christmas

[elleblue]

[elleblue]

Nov 25, 2014 16:33:24 GMT -5 littleduck said:

I need an earthquake kit. But probably not that one lol

The same thing went through my head, lol. 

[MWOS]

I already own all this shit. Now what am I supposed to ask for?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Nov 25, 2014 16:33:54 GMT -5 toledo said:

rofl

(actually, my maid is doing the laughing, while I lounge on conflict-free, organic, locally-supported, BPA, GMO, and BBQ-resistant lumbar self-massaging pillows.)

[nahoku]

Thanks, Goop! I just added all of it to my Amazon wish list! I can't wait for Chrismukkah!

[8675309]

[captainobvious]

One earring that looks like a paperclip for $2k. Oh, Goopy.

[05heel]

Price aside, her attempts at being edgy here with the paperclips/nails/studs/handcuffs are lame. She couldn't pull off any of these looks. If she insists on looking the fool, she should at least do it cheaply.

[fryjack2]

Nov 25, 2014 16:33:54 GMT -5 toledo said:

Goop needs to add a bra to her list.

[Deleted]

Eat a dick, Goopy.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Nov 25, 2014 16:51:59 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Eat a dick, Goopy.

I was really hoping for a WAT face HERE.

[Deleted]

Nov 25, 2014 16:52:50 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Nov 25, 2014 16:51:59 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Eat a dick, Goopy.

I was really hoping for a WAT face HERE.

My outrage has been channeled to other areas today, this barely rated on the WAT scale. Sorry. 

[Nonny]

[trafficgirl]

God she is insufferable.

[jigsy]

I want the lego set. That is kind of bad ass...but I really would take any "advanced" lego set.

[DotAndBuzz]

Nov 25, 2014 16:41:40 GMT -5 8675309 said:

</div>Well, at least she's honest.  Because i believe there's no way she could pretend that at all.  Not even for a movie role.  I mean, can you imagine her "researching" that, and walking into a normal, budget friendly grocery store, like Aldi?  "ok, wait.  Where's the organic section?  And what do you mean you don't know the farm from which this coughPOISONcough butter was sourced?  God, I'm going to need a purified air bath after I leave this place."