Post your thanksgiving funnies.

[silva]

A commercial came on promoting Exodus and my mom said... "You know there is some controversy in casting Scott Baio in that film."

Cue in us singing Charles in charge theme song.

"Mom, you mean Christian Bale."

[elleblue]

Lol @ Scott Baio. 

What's the controversy about? 

[Deleted]

During dinner we played a round of "what are you thankful for?"
Andy announced that he was thankful for NONNI!!

(Our guests were my FIL, who is nonni's ex, and SMIL, the woman he left nonni for)

Lol.

[cbwm1]

We were sitting eating today and I don't remember what the conversation was but I was like, "poor Will is the only kid whenever we go anywhere for family stuff."

And my mom goes, "well not for much longer!"

And my aunt fell over herself thinking I was pregnant while I started choking on food to tell her no.

Really, my mom was trying to tell them my brother and SIL (who weren't there) that SIL is pregnant with #2. Lol

[lilafowler]

Nov 27, 2014 16:58:29 GMT -5 silva said:

A commercial came on promoting Exodus and my mom said... "You know there is some controversy in casting Scott Baio in that film."

Cue in us singing Charles in charge theme song.

"Mom, you mean Christian Bale."

I DIE AT SCOTT BAIO

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Nov 27, 2014 17:23:44 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Lol @ Scott Baio. 

What's the controversy about? 

That the entire cast of the movie is made up of white people. Ridley Scott claims the movie is "too expensive" to risk casting people of Middle Eastern & African descent. Because he's a racist apparently.

www.themarysue.com/ridley-scott-diversity-exodus-gods-and-kings/

[wambam]

My niece uses the phrase "bubble nuggets" as an expletive.

[Monica Geller]

During the prayer my 6 yo nephew pipes up from the kids table "is this church or something?! Let's get on with it!"

H and I were holding hands under the table to try to keep from laughing out loud during the rest of FIL's prayer.

[picaflora]

DH has had Shake It Off in his head all day. I found him & our niece upstairs at the in-laws singing and dancing to it. If only I had my phone with me to catch it!

[elleblue]

Nov 27, 2014 19:25:45 GMT -5 @ameliapond said:

Nov 27, 2014 17:23:44 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Lol @ Scott Baio. 

What's the controversy about? 

That the entire cast of the movie is made up of white people. Ridley Scott claims the movie is "too expensive" to risk casting people of Middle Eastern & African descent. Because he's a racist apparently.

www.themarysue.com/ridley-scott-diversity-exodus-gods-and-kings/

[hisno1girl]

My Dad asked us to quiet ourselves and prepare for prayer before eating and my niece DiDi took that time to let out a big fart and everyone blamed it on me because I was holding her.

[psychmom]

My BFF and I drunk as hell. pdq

[pirate]

My sister in law told us that in her office she has had clients named Lemonjello, Orangejello, Noname, Shithead, Shampoo, Condition'a, AND La-a. Mmmm hmmm.

[Deleted]

Nov 27, 2014 22:34:04 GMT -5 farmvillelover said:

My aunts TG centerpiece

Is that turkey wearing falsies?

[eb777888]

David and this turkey leg. 

[eb777888]

Oh! And when my eyeglasses broke because a screw fell out, my VERY straight-laced SIL (who was a little drunk on her two strawberry margaritas- she rarely drinks) said "see! You just need a good screw!!!" OMG, llllllol. That is soooo unlike her. It was awesome.

[CurlyQ284]

DH and MIL were comparing tablets and DH ended up yelling "size doesn't matter mom!" And she said "oh YES it does! It matters a WHOLE lot" DH pretended to puke. A little while later she was talking about Antivirus and said she needed protection. He said she shpuld have thought of that 36 years ago.

Why are they making sex jokes? Haha but ew.

[CurlyQ284]

And another one just happened. We are looking at black Friday ads and SILs boyfriend pointed out a ratchet set! This is only funny to me though of course.

[Mrs.Rad888]

Nov 27, 2014 23:11:26 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

And another one just happened. We are looking at black Friday ads and SILs boyfriend pointed out a ratchet set! This is only funny to me though of course.

Is your SIL @astrid's SIL? (It was the SIL who was going to get the ratchet set, even if that's not what was on her wishlist, wasn't it?)

[Jillaroo]

Nov 27, 2014 22:34:04 GMT -5 farmvillelover said:

My aunts TG centerpiece

I think that is really pretty.

[flamingeaux]

My mom brought us thanksgiving dinner to the hospital. I ate mine half naked in bed while doing skin to skin with DS. I asked her not to heat it up so that I wouldn't feel guilty, when I inevitably dropped a few bits of stuffing on his head.

[Booze Raccoon]

My 3 year old niece made an "I'm thankful for" project which was displayed proudly among my sister's decorations.  She was thankful for 

my family
princesses
myself

[lilafowler]

[lilafowler]

Nov 28, 2014 8:12:39 GMT -5 Booze Raccoon said:

My 3 year old niece made an "I'm thankful for" project which was displayed proudly among my sister's decorations.  She was thankful for 

my family
princesses
myself

[CurlyQ284]

Nov 27, 2014 23:11:26 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

And another one just happened. We are looking at black Friday ads and SILs boyfriend pointed out a ratchet set! This is only funny to me though of course.

I'm quoting myself because guise. I think DHs family knows I'm here. His cousin just posted this on facebook. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[nsl]

Nov 28, 2014 8:24:38 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Nov 28, 2014 8:12:39 GMT -5 Booze Raccoon said:

My 3 year old niece made an "I'm thankful for" project which was displayed proudly among my sister's decorations.  She was thankful for 

my family
princesses
myself

My 4-year-old announced that he was thankful for his teddy bear and nothing else when we were going around the table giving thanks before the meal.  My dad eventually prodded him into muttering "and Mommy," but it was clearly under duress.