Things your kids are saying?

[sunnysideup488]

Or reasons your kids are crying.

E was crying this morning because she was full, but H ate the last pancake.

A - momma, can I have your phone when you die?

[cvillern]

DS1 was melting down earlier because he was hungry, which was legit. But apparently DS2 thought he needed to join in so he started screaming that he wants to go "to California!!!!!!!" He is 3 and we live in VA...and he has never been to the west coast. It was a pretty good tantrum though

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DS has started bossing his toys around. He tells them "you listen me NOW." And "you makey bad choices, go time out."

[gibbinator]

Ds1 gets after me if I don't immediately jump to get ds2 when he cries.
We were eating lunch at the table and I was down to my last couple bites when ds2 woke up today. I wanted to eat them so I stayed seated, but ds1 jumped down from his chair and goes into a string of "mommy Noah crying. Noah crying. Mommy. Noah waking up. Get Noah. Mommy... Etc." I said something like "just a minute" and he just stops, looks at me all exasperated and, sounding just like a teenage girl, says "mommy.... COME ON"

[redheadbaker]

DS outright SOBBED today because I wouldn't let him watch me go to the bathroom.

[osulori]

Nov 29, 2014 17:37:43 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

DS outright SOBBED today because I wouldn't let him watch me go to the bathroom.

Omg yes. Every time one of us closes the bathroom door there's drama. Even though the other parent is right there.

[bunch]

Dd2 has claimed all electronics in the house and shrieks, "NO MOMMY MINE!" if you approach her when she has one.

[osulori]

All of these are because the bathroom door is closed. Two are because J closed the door so he could poop in peace, and one is because I closed the door while we waited for the tub to fill.

[osulori]

@vicmo, same here. AJ had a hard time going to sleep last night so I spent some time rocking in the recliner with him. I though he was asleep, until...

"Georgie...Edduh! (Other dog's name us Eddie) Georgie? Georgie!"

"Ball? Bubble? Bubble! Bubble."

"Cuppacuppacuppacup."

"Mama. Dada. Daddyyyyy." (J was at work)

"Abby. Abby. Abbbbyyyyyyyy." (Girlfriend at the sitters)

After that, it was bedtime.

[mrslisa]

DS was exhausted last night. He was sleeping with DH and in the middle of the night woke DH up saying "move, move,get up!". DH asked him why and he said the sheets were bad luck. He was freaking out and kept saying the sheets are bad luck, get rid of them. DH went to get rid of the sheet and DS had peed all over. DS was still sleeping and didn't realize that he had an accident. He has no memory of it lol.

[gibbinator]

Lol @vicmo, that reminds me ds1 likes to sing about his favourite people (including his teddy bear) to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle. Usually when laying in his bed at night.

[lulu21]

Because teething crackers have texture.

[yellowbrkrd]

M learned how to say "all done", so now anytime we are somewhere he doesn't want to be he says "all done" and hands me his coat.

[chickens987]

We went to see Christmas lights tonight and as we walked past every thing that was illuminated, DD would shout "bye (tree) (worm) (snail) (flower) (etc)!!" She also hugged all of the small displays, including a few flowers and a spider.

[niq]

If you ask V a question he usually says "yes". It's great when we're reading " Don't Let The Pigeon Stay Up Late!"

"Do you think we should let the pigeon watch a TV show about birds?" "Yes!"
"Should we let the pigeon stay up five more minutes?" "Yes!"
"Should we tell him about our day tonight?"
"Yes!"
"Can I wipe you face?"
"Nooooooooo."

[niq]

Oh he has been saying "dub dub dummm dub dum" a lot, and we have no idea what it means.

[Brie]

He is telling everyone (usually our pets, or fouled football players on TV) to "be nice!" which is usually cute and hilarious. However, we put him in time out today and he spent the whole time yelling for us to "be nice mommy! I down! I get down! Be nice!"

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Not a whole lot. We think he thinks his name is "dada." I can't figure out what anything means. He invented his own language.

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DS learned the delightful phrase " fuckingoddamit" after H dropped something on his foot a few months back. He has been in trouble for saying it more than once ( just spoken to stearnly)

Today we were playing & he said " fuckinnnnngoooollllllffffballs!"

I gave him a look & he said " mommy I almost said the bad word but I just erased it away... Yup erased it! I am so good, Santa heard that right?"

I didn't have the heart to tell him that fuckingolfballs isn't much better than fuckingoddamit, so I just rolled with it. LULZ.

[mrspost08]

Nov 29, 2014 22:55:27 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

DS learned the delightful phrase " fuckingoddamit" after H dropped something on his foot a few months back. He has been in trouble for saying it more than once ( just spoken to stearnly)

Today we were playing & he said " fuckinnnnngoooollllllffffballs!"

I gave him a look & he said " mommy I almost said the bad word but I just erased it away... Yup erased it! I am so good, Santa heard that right?"

I didn't have the heart to tell him that fuckingolfballs isn't much better than fuckingoddamit, so I just rolled with it. LULZ.

Omg I can't stop laughing!!!!