Dear Lord Baby Jesus

[NitaX]

Please 6lb 8 oz Baby Jesus keep me from snapping on the Facebook. I'm about 2 seconds away from clicking on clueless ass privileged ass people on my cousin's FB feed. 

*starts rocking like Miss Sophia*

[IIOY]

Tell them vaginas expand 200% during sex. I find that confusion works really well to derail stupidity.

[wawa]

Dec 4, 2014 15:34:58 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Tell them vaginas expand 200% during sex. I find that confusion works really well to derail stupidity.

And they open like umbrellas.  I'm still trying to reconcile these things....I mean....It opens?  which part?  MH has never mentioned this effect to me.   You'd think he'd notice that.  This seems counterproductive if the point is having the dude actually come, no?  I just....that list just seems like fuckery even though I know the latin thing to be true.