Wtf happened to the top of the tree? Where is it? I feel like it used to be there and the angel came crashing down and was all "I GOT THIS BITCH. Top 1/4, make room for my angel ass."
Wtf happened to the top of the tree? Where is it? I feel like it used to be there and the angel came crashing down and was all "I GOT THIS BITCH. Top 1/4, make room for my angel ass."
And that's how Christmas happened. The end.
I am deceased. RIP Eagles.
If you come back as an angel, your ass will always have a spot on my tree. (heart)
Oh. Oh my, that is not what I expected. Somehow I pictured a sparkling clean house. Yanno, because she's such a wonderful wife and mother and all. It looks like my cousin's trailer in Alabama. That is not a compliment.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
[quote author="nicbreeful" source="/post/8103103/[/quote] I can't say for certain, because I don't know much about trailers, but I wouldn't think so. [/quote]
THE MCWINDBAG CHRISTMAS TREE. IT'S EVERY THING YOU COULD ASK FOR. IT'I VERYTHING YOU'D NEVER ASK FOR.
-Shirtless, tattoo'ed, beer bellied H. -Lifting Pretty Princess DD to hang ornaments, her little belly hanging out (cute, but not really for FB). -On their very plastic-y looking tree. -With a really trippy Sad Jesus-headed Angel Tree Topper. -And maybe one strand of lights. -With plastic sheets duct-taped to the wall fucking EVERYWHERE. -With Twilight posters in the background OF THEIR LIVING ROOM.
My eyebrows hit my hairline with the bolded. The rest, I can't even. Omg.
Eta: I see I missed a pic but it sounds like it would have just made me sad.
One, we have to put the plastic over our windows in the winter because we live in an old house, and we always did it growing up because I lived in an old house. So the plastic doesn't faze me. Two, I can't feel bad for someone whose idea of work is self publishing shitty fantasy novels and selling MLM candles with "jewelry" in them. If Boring were actually trying to get ahead instead of whining all over Facebook about how other people won't support her, I might feel bad.