I am about to really piss all of you off.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

THE MCWINDBAG CHRISTMAS TREE. IT'S EVERY THING YOU COULD ASK FOR. IT'S EVERYTHING YOU'D NEVER ASK FOR.

-Shirtless, tattoo'ed, beer bellied H.
-Lifting Pretty Princess DD to hang ornaments, her little belly hanging out (cute, but not really for FB).
-On their very plastic-y looking tree.
-With a really trippy Sad Jesus-headed Angel Tree Topper.
-And maybe one strand of lights.
-With plastic sheets duct-taped to the wall fucking EVERYWHERE.
-With Twilight posters in the background OF THEIR LIVING ROOM.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

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[Eagles]

OMBLIGO. COME ON. DON'T BE A TEASE.

[pantsparty]

PIP

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I'm trying to figure out how to do it while protecting everything!!

If I download it, will she know?

THE COUCH IS THERE, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. THE COUCH. I THINK I SEE THE WHOLE BEHIND IT. I'M NOT SURE WHERE THE RECYCLING GOES, THOUGH.

[TrickyBob]

If you copy the url to the photo and post, she won't know.

[poppyseed]

I want this pic and then I want to make it my Christmas card. Twilight posters?? Score!

[spellingbea]

WTF, do they live in Dexter's kill room? What's with the plastic?

[rosiedozie]

Dec 11, 2014 20:52:47 GMT -5 spellingbea said:

WTF, do they live in Dexter's kill room? What's with the plastic?

That was my first thought, too!

And are the posters Team Edward or Team Jacob? 

[madringal]

I'm dying at a Twilight poster in the living room.

[hisno1girl]

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST COCKTEASE EVER.

EVER.

[bex1973]

UNACCEPTABLE!! PIP!!

[rosiedozie]

Dec 11, 2014 20:57:49 GMT -5 neener said:

I missed it - not fair!

Nope, you haven't (at least I haven't seen it). She's being a real cocktease and hasn't posted it yet.

[skib]

I would give up all of my other Christmas gifts to see this picture. And also to get a link to one of BMcW's books. Puh-lease???

[cbwm1]

If you send it to me, I can edit out any faces. ;-)

[bluesbaby]

That sounds magical. I'm gonna need a pic.

[anlo]

I'm delaying my kid's bath and refreshing like crazy so I don't miss this. Come on, Ombligo!!!! Pleeeeeaaaaasssse?

ETA. Ahhhhhh!! Christmas miracle!!!!!!!

[cbwm1]

Oh holy shit.

It's everything I hoped for and more.

[everyjuan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't believe I missed this

ETA Never mind, you brought them back. God bless you.

[Eagles]

YOU ARE MY CHRISTMAS MIRACLE OMBLIGO

[gault]

Is that an angel Jesus hybrid?

[Deleted]

If you zoom in on jesus, he's like "get me outta here"

[anlo]

The plastic makes me sad. Old windows? Are they trying to keep warm?

[spellingbea]

This is the spirit of Christmas. God bless you. :wipes tear:

[azurely]

Oh my.

[aussiecrush]

Well. Okay, then.

[spellingbea]

Dec 11, 2014 21:15:31 GMT -5 anlo said:

The plastic makes me sad. Old windows? Are they trying to keep warm?

Clearly Johnny NoShirt is not feeling a chill.

[bex1973]

Oh. Dear. Bless their hearts. LOL

[bluesbaby]

Well now I can see why she was showing off on FB- if that was my man/house/tree.....,

[everyjuan]

Wtf happened to the top of the tree? Where is it? I feel like it used to be there and the angel came crashing down and was all "I GOT THIS BITCH. Top 1/4, make room for my angel ass."

And that's how Christmas happened. The end.