Discovered my first married online dater :P

[Deleted]

What a dork.  smdh.  If that's something you want to do, you should be upfront about it and find someone who doesn't mind.   However, he doesn't know that I know he's married.




I'm just going to ghost him.

[Deleted]

Welcome to the club!!!

My favorite married guy that I met was the one that told me he was separated. And by separated he meant not physically separated, but "mentally separated"!!! His words. OMG

[jojoandleo]

OR, toy with him? I would totally be like, "meet me at X-bar. I like it kinky, so wear a pink thong." Then never show up. Or show up and stay hidden and watch him do the uncomfortable wedgy pick that goes with thong wearing. Then be like, "I am sooooo sorry! My car broke down! Meet me at Y bar. This time, wear something else embarrassing/uncomfortable." See how long you can get him to go places.

Or...I am a crazy bitch. But this seems HILARIOUS in my head.

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Dec 12, 2014 17:37:46 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

OR, toy with him? I would totally be like, "meet me at X-bar. I like it kinky, so wear a pink thong." Then never show up. Or show up and stay hidden and watch him do the uncomfortable wedgy pick that goes with thong wearing. Then be like, "I am sooooo sorry! My car broke down! Meet me at Y bar. This time, wear something else embarrassing/uncomfortable." See how long you can get him to go places.

Or...I am a crazy bitch. But this seems HILARIOUS in my head.

I thought of this, but inviting his wife to meet him instead of me.  

[jojoandleo]

Dec 12, 2014 17:46:26 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

Dec 12, 2014 17:37:46 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

OR, toy with him? I would totally be like, "meet me at X-bar. I like it kinky, so wear a pink thong." Then never show up. Or show up and stay hidden and watch him do the uncomfortable wedgy pick that goes with thong wearing. Then be like, "I am sooooo sorry! My car broke down! Meet me at Y bar. This time, wear something else embarrassing/uncomfortable." See how long you can get him to go places.

Or...I am a crazy bitch. But this seems HILARIOUS in my head.

I thought of this, but inviting his wife to meet him instead of me.  

That was my first thought, but then I figured I would get the "mind your own business" people finger wagging at me. LOL. So invite her to come! When you make him wear a thong!

[BioNerd]

How did you figure out he's married?

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Had his first (unique) name, profession, city, company name. Googled. He works with his wife, so pics plastered everywhere for advertising. Professional webpages also linked personal FB pages. Pic posted recently of him, the wife, their kid. Bunch of mushy stuff on wife's FB page about their life together.

He knows I know. Now he is defensive and only looking for friends. And he is "old fashion and would never internet search someone like that." He is separated and that is why he wants me to use Kik, to keep his "friend life" private.

This is the gift that keeps on giving.

[BioNerd]

I love this!

[Deleted]

What a douchebag!  I like jojoandleo 's idea lol

[doglove]

Dec 13, 2014 16:51:20 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

He knows I know. Now he is defensive and only looking for friends. And he is "old fashion and would never internet search someone like that." He is separated and that is why he wants me to use Kik, to keep his "friend life" private.

This is the gift that keeps on giving.

Wow.

[missva]

Not to hijack your post, but I had a shady one yesterday too. Said on his dating profile he was 46, which is already pushing it on age for me. We had a pretty good date, and at the end he told me he was 56. Err.

Your married guy though, looking for friends, suurre

[amarima]

The only married guy that has contacted me told me he wanted a FWB. I'm not interested but as he didn't have any picture in his profile, I asked right away if he was married and said yes, but her wife didn't like/want sex etc. We had a long exchange of messages about his reasons, frustations, etc... at the end he told me that maybe he was just going to look for an escort :S