Do random things disappear out of your house?

[bullygirl979]

Your asshole cats stole it.

I, on the other hand, have a dog and NOTHING disappears from my house. Mmhmm.

[Muddled]

Yes.

That's the only answer I have.


(You'll find it when you move.)

[kaneen]

This is one of the things I love about living alone. Nothing moves in my house unless I move it.

[SwimDeep]

Aside from the random sock that gets sucked into the black hole in the dryer, the only thing that has mysteriously disappeared is a coffee grounds measuring spoon.

H and I both are very aware of where certain things are in the house. I'm the type of person that needs to put everything back exactly where/how I found it, so I get really creeped out when something disappears.

[udscoobychick]

DH moves things when he cleans, puts them someplace completely not intuitive, and then forgets where he put them. Drives me batty.

[cuddlyevil]

I have children, so yes.

[partiallysunny]

I blame missing things on the kid.

Kid blames everything on the cats.

Full circle.

[doglove]

Dec 17, 2014 9:44:00 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Your asshole cats stole it.

I, on the other hand, have a dog and NOTHING disappears from my house. Mmhmm.

What she said. 

[bullygirl979]

Dec 17, 2014 9:47:07 GMT -5 chalupa said:

Dec 17, 2014 9:44:00 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Your asshole cats stole it.

I, on the other hand, have a dog and NOTHING disappears from my house. Mmhmm.

Agreed. My dog certainly would never steal worn underwear from the hamper, hide it under the couch, and bring it out when company comes over. Nope, never.

Bwahahaha! Nora doesn't steal my underwear. She will steal my socks, but she leaves them in plain sight on her bed. So, I consider that more borrowing than stealing. 

[doglove]

Dec 17, 2014 10:11:11 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Dec 17, 2014 9:47:07 GMT -5 chalupa said:

Agreed. My dog certainly would never steal worn underwear from the hamper, hide it under the couch, and bring it out when company comes over. Nope, never.

Bwahahaha! Nora doesn't steal my underwear. She will steal my socks, but she leaves them in plain sight on her bed. So, I consider that more borrowing than stealing. 

Buddy "borrows" my socks. 

[mags]

Spoons, knives, forks, and glasses. Socks...always socks
and my make-up, but I know where that goes!

[Emerald1486]

Yes. Most of the time I will find them under the couch (DS) or under my bed (the dog). I keep forgetting that my dog fits under my bed and has taken to stealing our shoes and hiding them there.

[tiramisu]

If anything's gone missing, it's usually under the bed. Thanks cats! Oh, or under the couch. But not much goes missing.

[captainmel]

We're missing like... 3 spoons.

Also, I swear some of my underwear go missing every time I wash them.

[bullygirl979]

Dec 17, 2014 11:29:45 GMT -5 mags said:

and my make-up, but I know where that goes!

You know, I thought Mr M's skin looked a little brighter the last time I saw him.

[Wrath0fKuus]

We have passive-aggressive Catholic ghosts who stole my tarot cards.

[tiramisu]

Dec 17, 2014 13:33:43 GMT -5 Wrath0fKuus said:

We have passive-aggressive Catholic ghosts who stole my tarot cards.

This makes me giggle because my Catholic grandparents are the ones who brought me a tarot deck from Italy.

Now that you're here can we get a retelling of the death candle? It feels like a missing holiday tradition.

[Wrath0fKuus]

I aim to please!

[moolarkey]

Heck no. At our house random things appear in weird and wrong places. H would be a horder if I didn't throw crap away when he's not looking.

[doglove]

Dec 17, 2014 13:42:29 GMT -5 Wrath0fKuus said:

I aim to please!

Please be coming around here more often. And thanks in advance. 

[Wrath0fKuus]

I have about three weeks before I am swallowed by the void of grad school again.

[neonpink]

Dec 17, 2014 10:06:32 GMT -5 udscoobychick said:

DH moves things when he cleans, puts them someplace completely not intuitive, and then forgets where he put them. Drives me batty.

This is my husband!! When he puts the dishes away I can't find a damn thing. He'll place things I use daily on the highest shelf where I can't see.

[cuddlyevil]

Dec 17, 2014 15:18:45 GMT -5 Wrath0fKuus said:

I have about three weeks before I am swallowed by the void of grad school again.

I expect you here often. Please and thank you.

Also, everyone here has gremlins--it's really the only explanation.

[mags]

Dec 17, 2014 12:52:30 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Dec 17, 2014 11:29:45 GMT -5 mags said:

and my make-up, but I know where that goes!

You know, I thought Mr M's skin looked a little brighter the last time I saw him.

I just spit out my water!!!!