20 Truly horrifying holiday recipes (for real)

[pixy0stix]

www.buzzfeed.com/rachelwmiller/truly-horrifying-vintage-holiday-recipes#.ddNqxmaOR

My favorite is the Christmas candle salad.



Glermy. fuckstick

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GLERMY CHRISTMAS!

[pixy0stix]

dammit, I tagged you wrong. I figured you'd find it though.

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Dec 19, 2014 16:40:10 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

dammit, I tagged you wrong. I figured you'd find it though.

I have Glerm-dar

[msmerymac]

Last year, I think people said they were into hot Dr. Pepper. Or at least knew people who were. It was a Thing.

But aspic was a thing in the 50s, too, and it's just a crime against humanity.

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Also once when I was a kid, my mom's Swedish friend served us this


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Jacob

[ringstrue]

Barf.

What is the ice block of veggies exploding out of it?

[msmerymac]

Dec 19, 2014 16:43:40 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Also once when I was a kid, my mom's Swedish friend served us this


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Jacob

This seems marginally okay, although the peanuts are questionable, until you get to the bananas.

[sparrowsong]

My bil's family has a holiday dish... Shoot I can't remember what it's called... But it's banana rolled in mayonnaise and then rolled in chopped peanuts. That flying Jacob dish reminded me of it.

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Dec 19, 2014 16:47:28 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Dec 19, 2014 16:43:40 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Also once when I was a kid, my mom's Swedish friend served us this


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Jacob

This seems marginally okay, although the peanuts are questionable, until you get to the bananas.

Yeah at first we were like, oh yay that looks good! Then... out of nowhere... MOTHERUCKING BANANA??! NOOOOO

[vanlatte]

Every single one of those are vomit inducing worthy, but the Molded Pâté-Cheese Balls did it for me. Well, that and the Ham Chaud-Froid. OMG.

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Dec 19, 2014 16:48:02 GMT -5 sparrowsong said:

My bil's family has a holiday dish... Shoot I can't remember what it's called... But it's banana rolled in mayonnaise and then rolled in chopped peanuts. That flying Jacob dish reminded me of it.

*gag* 


Tags: jizzy dick herpes , that's never happened before I swear,  does this look infected to you?

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[elleblue]

Mmmmmmm* meat aspic. 


*not at all

[ttt]

I know better than to open and read anything pixy posts with "horrifying" in the title.

[pixy0stix]

Dec 19, 2014 16:51:06 GMT -5 ttt said:

I know better than to open and read anything pixy posts with "horrifying" in the title.

You know you wanna!

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Dec 19, 2014 16:54:00 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Dec 19, 2014 16:51:06 GMT -5 ttt said:

I know better than to open and read anything pixy posts with "horrifying" in the title.

You know you wanna!

[panicked]

Bananas should NEVER be hot. Or combined with mayo.

[pixy0stix]

Please note that it was not I who posted the creepy clown gif this time.

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[pixy0stix]

So not only should bananas be banned for environmental reasons, but also for crimes against humanity.

[orangello]

Can we arrest the 1950s for crimes against bananas? Because, my god.

[Skyesthelimit1212]

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"Would you like a glorp of beige?"

[pixy0stix]

Dec 19, 2014 17:16:55 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

"Would you like a glorp of beige?"

Ham, deviled eggs, and

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Dec 19, 2014 17:18:02 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Dec 19, 2014 17:16:55 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

"Would you like a glorp of beige?"

Ham, deviled eggs, and

Horse semen.


ETA: Research shows its "Ham mousse".  So yeah. Horse semen.

[pixy0stix]

Oh wiener tree, Oh wiener tree, how lovely are your wieners!

[Skyesthelimit1212]