Oh, you must have that fancy* type of cruise-control that also is able to brake and be aware of anything happening on the road beyond just maintaining a certain speed.
*you know, the one that doesn't fucking exist.
No, I guess I just have a fancy husband that can have his dick rubbed and still safely operate a vehicle.
Oh, you must have that fancy* type of cruise-control that also is able to brake and be aware of anything happening on the road beyond just maintaining a certain speed.
*you know, the one that doesn't fucking exist.
No, I guess I just have a fancy husband that can have his dick rubbed and still safely operate a vehicle.
Words cannot express how much this is my favorite response ever.
Oh, you must have that fancy* type of cruise-control that also is able to brake and be aware of anything happening on the road beyond just maintaining a certain speed.Â
*you know, the one that doesn't fucking exist.
No, I guess I just have a fancy husband that can have his dick rubbed and still safely operate a vehicle.
Oh I have a confession. My aunt, who is a person that eats crackers in an annoying way if you catch my drift, just FB messaged me to ask what to buy the boys. We exhange names with my mom's family but just for the kids.
1. It is December 22nd. By this point everyone else has exhausted our list of things the kids might like. 2. I messaged her 3 years in a row asking what her kids were into and got radio silence. Her kids are older and I had no clue what they liked. At least she has had boys at the stages of my kids.
I am ignoring her message. Figure it out yourself lady!
Oh I have a confession. My aunt, who is a person that eats crackers in an annoying way if you catch my drift, just FB messaged me to ask what to buy the boys. We exhange names with my mom's family but just for the kids.
1. It is December 22nd. By this point everyone else has exhausted our list of things the kids might like. 2. I messaged her 3 years in a row asking what her kids were into and got radio silence. Her kids are older and I had no clue what they liked. At least she has had boys at the stages of my kids.
I am ignoring her message. Figure it out yourself lady!
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny