"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
I gave road head a couple of times to my XH... when I was 22 and he was my BF. I can't imagine doing that now as a real adult, and with my children in the car (I don't have kids, but you know what I mean). Eek.
My confession: my sex life has been slow lately, but we did it twice in the last 24 hours and now I actually have sore muscles. Which means I am not having enough sex OR working out enough these days. I need to get better about both of those.
I am like 95% saying fuck it with diet and exercise until the new year.
I am dropping booze and getting really serious about working out so I might as well go out in style now, right?
I am convinced anyone who is able to stay consistent on working out and eating right this time of year is either a) on the crack or 2) a major buzzkill, like the type to comment at parties, "Oh, I'd NEVER eat that!"
These people are the WORST! Especially the "Do you KNOW how many calories are in THAT!?!" No, but there are no calories in the shut-the-fuck-up I am about to serve you.
I am convinced anyone who is able to stay consistent on working out and eating right this time of year is either a) on the crack or 2) a major buzzkill, like the type to comment at parties, "Oh, I'd NEVER eat that!"
These people are the WORST! Especially the "Do you KNOW how many calories are in THAT!?!" No, but there are no calories in the shut-the-fuck-up I am about to serve you.
This girl I know said that to me after I mentioned we went to 5 Guys for the first time and I thought it was really expensive. She's all "I wouldn't know, I've never eaten there and never will because one burger has 1000 calories or something." Well pin a rose on your nose.
There aren't any patients right now at work so I just polished my nails with a nail strengthener and might just do my whole manicure since I have polish in my bag.
Please tell us you're a nurse so that I can do another perfectly timed misquote in another thread...
The only thing I can add to this is that we can't even rest our joined hands on his thigh while he is driving and we hold hands. There is no way in hell he would actually let me touch his boner while driving.
Post by jojoandleo on Dec 22, 2014 19:01:27 GMT -5
Are people pearl clutch over doing it while driving, or is it the kids that adds the flamefulness? Asking for a friend. I would totally never do that myself, ya know...
Are people pearl clutch over doing it while driving, or is it the kids that adds the flamefulness? Asking for a friend. I would totally never do that myself, ya know...
You crash into my car cause you can't wait 30 min to get a dick in your mouth and I'll cut you.
And I'm the queen of dick. And pillows. And even I would judge you.