Boring McWindbag and the HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Also, there is incoming Christmas disappointment. Get ready!

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So it's the day before Christmas eve, and I'm getting cravings for the food I look forward to every year. Ham pot pie, which I know I will get on Christmas day at my aunt's house. Also lasagna at my mom's, but apparently she isn't making this year. I want my mommy's lasagna! Mommy, you need to make me lasagna! I'm very hungry for yours. Now I just have to figure out what I'm making for tomorrow. I have brownies I could make. I wanted to make a homemade version of Suddenly Salads, but I can't seem to get it right. I just don't know what to make.
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Relative, with Foreboding: She Might Not Be Making Ham Pot Pie.
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Boring, With Feeling: No! I look forward to that every year. She has made it every year since as long as i can remember.
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Relative: Well that's what she said!!!!! So
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PLUS, this bullshit.

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So I have a problem. I find a new band/group/singer via ones I already follow because they post the pics with these people I haven't heard of yet and then tag them. I then have to check them. I find I like their music so I in turn like their page to support them and their journey to get their music out there, but then after I like their pages it gives me suggestion of other pages like the one I just gave a like to. What do I do next? I have to check out some of them. Yep, I could spend most of my day finding new up and coming music artists. I'm addicted. Is there any support groups for something like that? I may need one. lol! Yes, I'm addicted to music. I love it. I assume I get my love of music from both my parents since my dad was big into rock music from when he was a teen. My mom played trumpet and was part of guard with rifles. What do I do with music? I love to listen to it. I can't read music, at least not well enough to an instrument, but I can play twinkle twinkle little star on piano. I was in guard, and I love to dance and had 2 years of dance when I was younger. I do love to sing, but over the years my voice has gotten a little crappy because of my asthma and all the coughing I do. But never once has my love of music diminished. If I had to choose music or t.v. I would always choose music. I just wish I wasn't so addicted to it! Sometimes I think my love of music is more than my love of writing. Not quite though. Yeah, so now I should bed instead of trying to write. I know i will just get distracted by music right now.

[bittybomb]

I burst out laughing at "homemade version of Suddenly Salads."

And then again at her being able to play twinkle twinkle on the piano.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

SKILLZ.

[Eagles]

SHE JUST REALLY LOVES MUSIC. AND HAM POT PIE.

[alicenelson]

She's the gift that keeps on giving.

[eddy]

Ham pot pie sounds amazing.

[jenny1223]

Guys, it's an addiction!

[hisno1girl]

Ham Pot Pie keeps making me think of a pie made with ham and pot.

Score?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I keep reading the Music Addiction post, juxtaposed so nicely with the Grammar post, and laughing my head off (actual LOLs, I've got the Christmas Vacation Giggles).

[litebright]

I have no idea exactly what ham pot pie is, but my imagination is making me shudder. And I love ham.

I can't stop laughing at "my dad was big into rock music from when he was a teen." So unusual! So unique! No wonder she has such a deep-seated love of music that she likes clicking around on related pages on the Internet.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

OMG. I am reminded of what I'm pretty sure was a blocked memory.

In HS, she and her boyfriend had this whole choreographed routine to Paradise By The Dashboard Light (in 2000), and they would request it at dances and do it back in our little nerd corner, and they would get SO into it, and all the cool kids would make fun of them, and OMG SO MUCH FREMDSCHAMEN.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I can't stop tittering now.

[zizibet]

I am gleefully anticipating the after-Christmas disappointment posts.

Also, I bet her mommy's lasagna is Stouffer's. she just doesn't know it.

[luckyval]

She's the reason Willy Wonka memes were created

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[thebreakfastclub]

Yes, I would assume she guessed on "most these questions."

[everyjuan]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

[gault]

I am reading it as Hot Pie and thinking gurl, thanks for that GoT reference.

[cuddlyevil]

I can do grammar too.

*puts self in corner*

[Eagles]

Dec 23, 2014 16:37:25 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

This is the best.

I hate when grown women call their mothers "mommy." I especially hate it on Facebook.

My sister and I call my mom "mommy" when we're talking about her, as in "Do you know what time Mommy is done work today?" which I think is just a holdover from childhood. We do not address her as mommy, though.  I usually call her ma and my sister calls her mom. 

[BaliHai]

She wrote "music" thirteen times in one status update. Stop the madness.

[jlt19]

Dec 23, 2014 15:53:43 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

OMG. I am reminded of what I'm pretty sure was a blocked memory.

In HS, she and her boyfriend had this whole choreographed routine to Paradise By The Dashboard Light (in 2000), and they would request it at dances and do it back in our little nerd corner, and they would get SO into it, and all the cool kids would make fun of them, and OMG SO MUCH FREMDSCHAMEN.

And now I'm sad there were no iphones in 2000.

[BaliHai]

Dec 23, 2014 16:43:10 GMT -5 Eagles said:

My sister and I call my mom "mommy" when we're talking about her, as in "Do you know what time Mommy is done work today?" which I think is just a holdover from childhood. We do not address her as mommy, though.  I usually call her ma and my sister calls her mom. 

Same for me and my sisters. I only call her Mommy to her face if I want to gross her out, otherwise she's Mom.

[Eagles]

Dec 23, 2014 16:43:28 GMT -5 BaliHai said:

She wrote "music" thirteen times in one status update. Stop the madness.

#locobitch

[skib]

A homemade version of Suddenly Salads? As in pasta salad? As in "boil pasta, add veggies/cheese/meat/whatever, put some form of dressing in"? And she can't get it right?

[spellingbea]

She's her own editor. I just bark laughed and woke up the cat.

[cherryvalance]

So, things that are harder than grammar:
Pasta salad
FB
Not having lasagna and ham on Christmas

Seems legit.

[Deleted]

She considers herself a writer?

Oh.

[malibu]

I love BMW posts. Love them.

[flatlan]

Ham Pot pie.  That just sounds gross.

[pantsparty]

I am dying at, "What do I do with music? I love to listen to it."
Oh, she is a gem. A music "addicted" gem!