McWindbag has POST-CHRISTMAS COMPLAINTS.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

As we all knew she would.

22 hrs
Cleaning my cupboards out. My whole 2 cupboards. Yep, that's all I have besides my lazy susan cupboard. I should clean that one out too. Need to see what spices I need to get. Get rid of stuff I didn't use in time by expiration date. Just got rid of can goods that were no good. Then again I don't use can tomatoes for anything. If I want tomatoes, I buy fresh. Just waiting for the food cupboard to soak a bit with degreaser so I can get the marks off the shelf. I might as well get this stuff done while I feel like this right now. I know it won't last long before I go back to hating to clean.

19 hrs
Break for dinner. Then it's back to dishes and whatever else I can do in the kitchen. Got my shoes cleaned up too. Had to red out the too small shoes. Who knew there were so many in there of the kids' shoes that were too small for their feet. Most were DD's! Apparently she loves shoes.
(sadly, no word on whether she used the recycling)

15 hrs ·
You would think my husband was the one who cleaned out the cupboards, did 3 strainer loads of dishes, and 4 loads of laundry today. No the only thing he did today was take the Christmas garbage down to my parents to burn. Other than that he sat on the couch with the kids and played on DS's kindle and on his Nook. Since just before 6 he has been laying on the couch sleeping. The kids woke him up once and he got up long enough to go to the bathroom. I asked him to give his kids a bath before he went back to sleep. Yep, that didn't happen. Going to let the kids stay up for a little bit longer before I send their butts to bed.
It's like...it's like one of you works (only) 6 days a week and the other one doesn't.

[litebright]

I read this and kept flashing back to how awesome she says she is at grammar.

[nannersp]

[joshlyman]

Man, she really loves her husband.


Seriously tho, I would light things on fire if my relationship issues were on FB like that. Holy shit.

[Eagles]

I'm kind of mystified that she really thinks people care.

[TrickyBob]

*canned goods *red up, not out *divorce husband since you hate him so much

[marylennox]

How is this person real. Omg. I...don't even know what to say.

[Miss Phryne Fisher]

Canned tomatoes are for peasants.

[nsl]

I keep giggling about the tomato snobbery. Though, if I only had two kitchen cabinets I might not buy many canned goods either. The real question is WHY DOES FACEBBOK NEED TO KNOW?

[wannabe]

I just can't get past the idea of posting all this fuckery on FB like someone would actually care.

Well, besides us...sorta.

[psychmom]

What does 'strainer loads of dishes' mean?

[joshlyman]

Dec 28, 2014 12:00:32 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Dec 28, 2014 11:53:13 GMT -5 joshlyman said:

Man, she really loves her husband.


Seriously tho, I would light things on fire if my relationship issues were on FB like that. Holy shit.

Are you saying that you wouldn't want all your FB friends to know that your spouse thinks you're useless?

Well, I mean, I guess it is the spouses duty to shit on their spouse on social media. I think that part of the vows comes right after the part about the wife submitting to the husband, right?

[katfco]

Why does she only speak in predicates? Is it that hard to add a subject?

[noradog]

I've never heard the phrase 'red out' (or 'red up'). What does it mean?

[Eagles]

I need to know how the can tomatoes got into the cabinet if she doesn't even use can tomatoes. Was it a stealth can tomato mission?

It's giving me soul cramps to type "can tomatoes."

[livinitup]

I don't think she cleaned the pantry at all.

[nsl]

Dec 28, 2014 13:58:05 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Dec 28, 2014 13:57:04 GMT -5 livinitup said:

I don't think she cleaned the pantry at all.

I can't believe she lives in such filth that it took her three hours to clean two cabinets and a lazy susan. 

Hey, Facebook updates don't write themselves, you know.  And this time she didn't even have someone telling her to get offline and get back to work. 

[oliviapope]

Dec 28, 2014 13:34:06 GMT -5 noradog said:

I've never heard the phrase 'red out' (or 'red up'). What does it mean?

I'm thinking she meant "weed" out. Lolololol but she's totally an editor in all that spare time she has between writing all these statuses.

[thebreakfastclub]

Dec 28, 2014 13:34:06 GMT -5 noradog said:

I've never heard the phrase 'red out' (or 'red up'). What does it mean?

I thought this was just a Pittsburgh thing. Red up = clean up.

[noradog]

I thought it might be regional, since someone above corrected it. Interesting.

[skib]

Dec 28, 2014 12:38:50 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

why do they HAVE can tomatoes if she refuses to USE can tomatoes? lol

I will send you 100 dollars if you ask her this. 

More importantly, has she not cleaned out the cabinet to find and purge said can tomatoes in the YEARS they must have been there between purchase and expiration? Because it takes a good three years for canned tomatoes to expire.

[zizibet]

WTF is she doing that her cabinets. need to be degreased. Ugh. I can't even imagine. I mean cleaning sucks, but not as much as living in filth with masses of expired food.

[oliviapope]

Dec 28, 2014 14:30:01 GMT -5 thebreakfastclub said:

Dec 28, 2014 13:34:06 GMT -5 noradog said:

I've never heard the phrase 'red out' (or 'red up'). What does it mean?

I thought this was just a Pittsburgh thing. Red up = clean up.

Really? I have never heard that term before lol

[wambam]

Just when I think she can't get any more boring, she tells me about her can(ned) tomatoes.

[lilibet]

I bet she's a joy to be around.

And I'm starting to get a twitch from reading can tomatoes.

So red up is a thing? Guess I learned something today.

[zizibet]

Thank you toledo. I thought is was spelled with 2 d's.

[irene adler]

All I picture is this.

[phdprocrastinator]

Dec 28, 2014 13:53:04 GMT -5 Eagles said:

I need to know how the can tomatoes got into the cabinet if she doesn't even use can tomatoes. Was it a stealth can tomato mission?

It's giving me soul cramps to type "can tomatoes."

My mom has bought me random canned foods before. She doesn't think your pantry is complete without canned tomatoes and condensed soup. Every once in a while I make her spaghetti sauce using the tomatoes... But I should probably check the date on the condensed split pea soup...

[Deleted]

I've only heard "redd up" from my coworker who is from Pittsburgh. So it hasn't made it to Philly yet to my knowledge.

[Marle]

Geez!