Y'all, Teresa is going to prison in a few days

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It snuck up.

I bet she is freaking the fuck out.

[Deleted]

You're right. I bet she absolutely is. Those poor kids.

[aliciaflorrick]

Is it wrong that I hope a photo of her in prison is leaked? I really just want to see what she looks like without the makeup and spray tan.

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Jan 3, 2015 0:16:56 GMT -5 aliciaflorrick said:

Is it wrong that I hope a photo of her in prison is leaked? I really just want to see what she looks like without the makeup and spray tan.

I'm sure one will be....

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I feel so bad for those girls!

Like. Wow. How long did she get again?

[aliciaflorrick]

Jan 3, 2015 0:17:23 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Jan 3, 2015 0:16:56 GMT -5 aliciaflorrick said:

Is it wrong that I hope a photo of her in prison is leaked? I really just want to see what she looks like without the makeup and spray tan.

I'm sure one will be....

You are probably right.

I feel terrible for those girls. Their lives will be turned upside down.

[pagas]

Jan 3, 2015 0:17:48 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

I feel so bad for those girls!

Like. Wow. How long did she get again?

15 months.  And I think I read that Gia was joining a reality show.  Poor kids.

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15 months!!

[birdistheword]

I bet she only serves a fraction of her time.

[TrickyBob]

Jan 3, 2015 0:20:17 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I bet she only serves a fraction of her time.

According the article I just read (in order to find out who the heck this woman is), she thinks she will only go for a week or two. 

[cherryvalance]

It flew by. I can't believe how big Gia is now, either. Someone showed me her music video the other day and she was wearing about 15 lbs of makeup and looked about 42.

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Jan 3, 2015 0:21:01 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Jan 3, 2015 0:20:17 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I bet she only serves a fraction of her time.

According the article I just read (in order to find out who the heck this woman is), she thinks she will only go for a week or two. 

I thought she didn't have the option to leave early?

[pagas]

Jan 3, 2015 0:20:17 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I bet she only serves a fraction of her time.

Not an option for federal prison.

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Jan 3, 2015 0:23:54 GMT -5 pagas said:

Jan 3, 2015 0:20:17 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I bet she only serves a fraction of her time.

Not an option for federal prison.

Ah. Yep. There it is.

[birdistheword]

Jan 3, 2015 0:23:54 GMT -5 pagas said:

Jan 3, 2015 0:20:17 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I bet she only serves a fraction of her time.

Not an option for federal prison.

I did not know this! My knowledge of federal prison is pretty limited, lol.

[gretchenindisguise]

She may be able to apply for parole, right?

[lovejenn]

I have been binge watching Orange Is The New Black the last few days and all I can think about is Teresa being there!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

There are NO Tre gifs in here yet?



















I decided to go the "In Case Anyone Was Feeling Pity" (for her, not the kids) route.

[Jillaroo]

I still can't get over the fact that her hairline is barely above her eyebrows. I hope her prison girlfriend helps her fix that. She needs a forehead.

[overture]

Jan 3, 2015 0:34:37 GMT -5 gretchenindisguise said:

She may be able to apply for parole, right?

Federal prison doesn't have parole.

[karmasabiotch]

I feel sad for her kids. I wonder if they let her out pretty quickly and just used her to make an example out of.

My Uncle who is dead now was sent to Federal Prison for selling knock off Crap. He was in a medical federal prison but he was never the same again. They also housed him with mostly pedophiles and he had to form quasi friendships with them so he wasn't by himself for 2 years. It was a long hard time. I stocked him with books, magazines, hometown newspapers, and money for the commissary

He's my only relative who's ever in prison, he was one of the biggest MI suppliers. It's so much easier to follow the law but I still felt bad for him, I also think it took years off my Moms life..

[karmasabiotch]

Jan 3, 2015 4:01:15 GMT -5 overture said:

Jan 3, 2015 0:34:37 GMT -5 gretchenindisguise said:

She may be able to apply for parole, right?

Federal prison doesn't have parole.

I think my Uncle had the choice of parole and being in a half way house but he choose not too because he thought they would watch him waiting for him to make mistakes more than just serving out his whole sentence.

[thebreakfastclub]

I am concerned that Gia is in a girl group and a new reality show. Ugh

[stellas]

The tinyness of her forehead is so mesmerizing.

[pinkpinot]

This is like Christmas all over again!

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Jan 3, 2015 7:49:38 GMT -5 thebreakfastclub said:

I am concerned that Gia is in a girl group and a new reality show. Ugh

She didn't really have a chance before any of this either.

[Jalapeñomel]

I'm sure she will sell pics of her prison life to the tabloids for money.


I feel awful for those girls, as they are screwed because of their parents poor behavior.


Her DH will end up deported, yes?

[sporky]

Jan 3, 2015 8:48:17 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

I'm sure she will sell pics of her prison life to the tabloids for money.


I feel awful for those girls, as they are screwed because of their parents poor behavior.


Her DH will end up deported, yes?

That seems to be the big assumption. Once he serves his time, he'll be gone. 

I also feel terrible for all those girls. As if just being the child of a Jersey housewife wasn't bad enough. 

[VeryViolet]

I was just reading an article in the daily Mail and it claims that only the two oldest girls know she is going away and she is telling them it is because she is researching a book about life in prison. I laughed not because it is funny but because that is the most absurd thing I have ever heard. I hope it isn't true.

[yourmother]

Jan 3, 2015 9:33:40 GMT -5 VeryViolet said:

I was just reading an article in the daily Mail and it claims that only the two oldest girls know she is going away and she is telling them it is because she is researching a book about life in prison. I laughed not because it is funny but because that is the most absurd thing I have ever heard. I hope it isn't true.

This is funny to me. I'm not a mom (yet!), but don't kids talk in school? Is there really a way to shelter her kids from knowing the truth? I mean, maybe the youngest, but Milania is sharp (and bratty). She HAS to know. Right?