Guess it's time to buy a case of duct tape

[redheadk]

DD has taken to removing her diaper when she poops. Normally I'm right there and it's manageable since I catch her in the act and can stop her.

Today I went to brush my teeth. I was out of the room maybe 3 minutes. She had not pooped when I left the room.

In 3 minutes (I have a sonicare, I brush for 2 minutes exactly), she pooped, took her poopy diaper off along with her pajama pants and socks that were now pulled up backwards through the diaper while standing up against the couch (so got it on the couch cushions) then went and sat on her trampoline. There are a few drops of poop on the rug. I wiped the poop off the trampoline but it needs to be hosed down. 

Oh, and yesterday she puked up her pizza lunch at MDO because she gagged on drainage. So I still need to go hose off her nap mat since I couldn't do it yesterday since we had to go to my grandmothers. This is after she removed her diaper and peed all over her crib.

But she won't potty training.

FMFL.

[redheadk]

And i doubt duct tape will help bc she pulls the diaper off like underwear with the tabs still in place.

[chickens987]

Back to onesies for her!

[hocus2]

Duck tape works just fine. It makes the diaper less stretchy so it can not be pulled down. My son wore a duck tape belt for a few months because he would strip down and pee in protest of being put down for a nap.

[simpsongal]

Is it wrong that I'm LOLing?

My mom dressed me backwards in sleepers and whatnot.  Oh fvck that means I've got some poopkarma (a/k/a 'crapma') coming my way too, eh?

[redheadk]

Jan 16, 2015 11:13:32 GMT -5 hocus2 said:

Duck tape works just fine. It makes the diaper less stretchy so it can not be pulled down. My son wore a duck tape belt for a few months because he would strip down and pee in protest of being put down for a nap.

Oh this is good to know. 

Right now she's wearing a pair of skinny cords that are super hard to get on and off.

I seriously considered buying some onsies in 2T, lol. 

[asoctoberfalls]

Little Sleeper Keepers pajamas saved my LIFE!

[carolinagirl831]

oh god! that is a nightmare

[sent]

Jan 16, 2015 10:48:35 GMT -5 chickens987 said:

Back to onesies for her!

Ah so that's why they sell onsies for older babies/toddlers!

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Jan 16, 2015 12:41:12 GMT -5 sent said:

Jan 16, 2015 10:48:35 GMT -5 chickens987 said:

Back to onesies for her!

Ah so that's why they sell onsies for older babies/toddlers!

Word of warning, DS at 18m old could unsnap onesies no problem.

[hermione]

If it makes you feel any better, last week C walked out of her play tent and presented me with her shit...which was in her hands. I couldn't even bring myself to post about it at the time.

[redheadk]

Yeah, I'm a little afraid she will just remove the onsies plus it'll be too warm for them soon enough anyway.

hermione, OMG, well, at least it wasn't on her hands. LOL!

She has redeemed herself by taking a 4 hour nap, probably because she did not nap yesterday and woke up an hour early this morning. So that is definitely a point in her favor. I guess we'll keep her around, poop and all