I just fail at parenting.

[hi725]

So. S is sitting here arguing about how much TV he gets to watch tonight. I'm trying to shut down the conversation via distraction. H is getting flustered, I'm getting annoyed. E (who is two and a half, remember) slams his chubby little hand down on the table and says "no fucking TV"!

Oh my god. I hid my face and booked it out of the kitchen because even though I'm horrified, I had to laugh because the context and delivery were spot on.

[usuallylurking]

Lol. I would've laughed. He used it correctly!

[isabel]

It's my favorite when kids get the context. So great. lol

[Monica Geller]

OMG! LOL!!

I'm sure you're frustrated. Can you just forget it all for today and try again tomorrow?

[CajunShrimp]

OMG I love it.

[ginap]

Oh man I feel you. C (3) uses "goddamn it" correctly all of the time.

[DotAndBuzz]

I'd have a very hard time not laughing too!

[leshoequeen]

Hilarious!

[daisybuchannan]

I mean, sometimes you just have to laugh and remember that they're healthy and no long term damage is done, lol.

Today I realized that by 3 pm about 90% of what my two year old ate was either chocolate, refined/complex carb, or peanut butter. He picked the choc and peanut butter chips out of trail mix, would only eat a plain waffle, half a pb sandwich, and I bought him a hot chocolate at Starbucks as a bribe for good behavior. He didn't even pass the good behavior and I still bought it for him. I counted to three like four fucking times! Where's the magic??

[rosebud]

Lolololol

[tripleshot]

OMG, LOLOLOLOL!! At least he used it in the proper context.

[karmasabiotch]

I believe if the child uses it in the right context it's actually a parenting success.

[fivechickens]

Lol

My kid said 'awe fuck' while we were in the grocery store. At first I was like wait...what?? and then asked her what she said. She said it again and I LOL and then sternly told her it was an adult word and she was not allowed to say it.

[my3boyz]

DS3 (2.5) said "mommy, I goin beat Kyle silly". I couldn't understand what he was saying until DH translated. Then it made sense since DS2 (Kyle) says that to DS1 all the time.

Oh and if I tell him to do something or he's going to go to time out he says "OK, I wan go timeout".