Boring continues to move towards Professional Authorism.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

5 hrs
Found the next tattoo. Me and the bff are going to get purple butterflies! Excited. Even more excited that I think I have the beginning part of a query letter to send out to agents. Going to try to get one, and see about going about this the traditional way before I keep on with the self-publishing thing.

OH. god. I can't wait.

Also, Life Advice:
10 hrs
Rant:
I hate reading articles that bash what another parents allows their child to do. Like the parents that allowed their 3 year-old son grow his hair to donate. They call the kid a girl. So what that he had long "girl" hair as society would put it. Is society berating the women/girls that like short "boy" hair? No! It seems the only people that berate a boy for having long hair are adults, then the kids. Guess what adults, that's where the kids learn it. From you! Child watch what you do and say. The learn from what you do and say. They then take what they have learned from you and use it. Not all will, but the majority do. It's just sick that adults would condemn a little boy for wanting to grow out out his hair so he could donate it, and yes 3 year-old's have minds of their own, they also watch what older people do that influence their choices. I'm done ranting now. Got to eat and get ready to go get the teeth cleaned.

And, because I know that was a real cliffhanger:
7 hrs
The teeth are cleaned. Back in 2 weeks to get one last cavity filled. Then I'm good til August.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

OH SHOOT I FORGOT ABOUT YESTERDAY

Yesterday at 6:19pm
So for anyone who wants to get a hold of me by phone, my house phone is being stupid call the cell. If you don't have the number to that then message me for it. Just having problems with my dang phone not wanting to load right. For those who don't know, I have magic jack. It's either being stupid or my account stuff was wrong about the date I had to have it renewed by.

Yesterday at 6:22pm
Never mind it's up and running again for the time being. Just for future reference if my house goes right to voicemail then call my cell. My computer has to be on for it to work. That's not why it wasn't working though.

Yesterday at 6:47pm
So after almost a year of my ice maker on my fridge not working, because it was frozen and wouldn't work, it decides tonight to work. My thinger is not in the fridge to catch the ice. It out to be washed. So I put a bowl in there for now and will get the ice container cleaned tomorrow. I will be glad to not make ice cubes the old way anymore. Hate spilling water all over the place.

[pantsparty]

Real lols at phone situation.

[iamali]

Feb 3, 2015 20:21:51 GMT -5 Les Paul said:

Who the fuck posts about ice? I'm on pins and needles waiting to hear if she got the thinger washed.

I just want to know what a thinger is.

Sent from my Fortress of Snatchiness

[SpartanGirl]

I don't know why, but this woman fascinates me. I soooo want to buy her book for the entertainment value.

[miniroller]

Feb 3, 2015 21:27:03 GMT -5 SpartanGirl said:

I don't know why, but this woman fascinates me. I soooo want to buy her book for the entertainment value.

Literary marketing technique..?
OP gets a cut of course!

[litebright]

I am laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. 

My thinger is not in the fridge to catch the ice. It out to be washed.

My computer has to be on for it to work. That's not why it wasn't working though.

Thank you for bringing us this amazingness. I can only wonder what that first part of her query letter looks like. 

[jellymankelly]

In the time she spent writing about washing the thinger, she could have just washed the damn thinger.

[gault]

My kajigger!

[lilac05]

Oh my! I hope her letter didn't start with "Me and..." I also hope she only used real words and concise sentences.

I fear this is asking FAR too much.