Embarrassing stories...

[Marmee]

Tell them here:

Mine: yesterday I texted DD3s friends mom while in the bathroom about a play date. I got up & like usual held my phone with my chin & washed my hands. Meanwhile DH tried to get in the door & I said "I'm peeing". Well...I had recorded a voice text accidentally & sent it to The other parent. On it was "I'm peeing" followed by heavy breathing for a few seconds. OMG!! I was so embarrassed! I texted an apology & brief explination. Also I should be banned from ever taking my phone in the bathroom at all because I've broken 2 phones by putting them on pedestal sinks & they slid off, hit the tile & shattered the screen (hence why I was holding it with my chin).

[bearbaby]

OMG. Literal LOL, hahahaha.

[zeewifeandmama]

I'm literally cracking up! This is SO something I would do!!

[Deleted]

OMG, I would die. I emailed one of my old bosses about my period one time while trying to email my BFF. Like, it was already an over-share for my BFF, so the fact that it went to my 50 year old male boss made it all that much worse. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

[Deleted]

This paired with @starry's post re: people recognizing you, nope, I am not putting anything here JIC

[mrsfarmer]

DD1 LOVES the Mark Ronson/Bruno Mars song "Uptown Funk" and will yell to request it or if it's on. Unfortunately, she has not learned how to pronounce the "n" in Funk.

[cece]

When I was younger, my cousin, aunt, mom and I were all shopping. I went up to who I thought was my cousin and said "you are going to buy THAT sweater? With your own money? " It wasn't my cousin. I still get embarrassed when I tell this story.