Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Feb 5, 2015 14:08:03 GMT -5
First, a post from the town (that Boring doesn't even live in anymore) FB page, plus pertinent comments (all from OP).
17 hrs When driving, please pay attention and for some of you, please learn how to drive and not stop at a green light on * St to turn on * St when there is no one coming. Now I just avoided an accident by getting in the wrong lane to not hit that guys back end. Who does that? I don't have time for road games. I'm talking about the one in front of CVS.. There was no one else on the road near the intersection except that car and mine. I was behind him and he was going to turn right onto railroad st or whatever that street is called and I put on my turn signal to go left into CVS and he stopped.. Mind you he was going 20mph all the way through town and I was following him getting mad that he was going so slow.. Then he decided to stop and brake check me. So I got into the opposite lane and turned left into CVS cause I was less than a foot away from his back end.. Mind you, no one was coming the other way or I probably would of hit someone head on for doing that. I'm just saying, when there is no one else out at night don't break check someone at a green light. My son is almost always in my car, now thankfully tonight he wasn't and quick thinking.. I avoided hitting him like he wanted me to do. People need to have a driving test every time that drivers license expires instead of giving people a new card. It's ridiculous anymore. No wonder I waited til I was 20 to even get my permit. I wasn't in a hurry lol it just irritates me when someone is going 20 in a 35 and then stop at a green light. I simply left off the brakes cause the light was green and he stopped. I was a car length behind him.. But regardless, I was just saying to watch cause no one knows how to drive anymore.. You have Sunday drivers, and people that pull out right in front of everyone.. Then at * corner everyone thinks they have the right away. Lol
Now, a post from Boring's page.
13 hrs Some people are, well I don't know a nice enough word to use, so yeah. If you feel the need to complain about someone driving then be sure you are the one who was being tailgated, not the other way around. See if you are the one tailgating you are the one who could be in danger of causing an accident. Why do people think they own the road and complain because people are driving way too slow for them and decide to ride their bumper of the car in front of them, no matter how slow they are going. If you don't like following them then find another route. I know in the town that this this person was ranting about that where this person was going there were plenty of route to the business she was going to that he/she could have taken to avoid following someone she thought was going too slow. Quit tailgating, slow your vehicle down, and drive safer. That person was blaming the driver in front who brake checking, brake checking because of follow less than 1 foot behind. Crazy drivers that shouldn't be on the road. One day that person is either going to rear-end, or have a head-on collision with someone. And that person also had the nerve to say people should be tested every time they get their licenses renewed. lol! That is one person who probably shouldn't have one. Okay, I'm done ranting and going to bed. Good night!
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
LOL. I don't actually disagree with her, but remembering the context that this woman is a "writer," this slays me: That person was blaming the driver in front who brake checking, brake checking because of follow less than 1 foot behind.
Also, she sounds like Sarah Palin. haha
RexManningDay , were you going to share an excerpt at some point? Did I miss that??
LOL. I don't actually disagree with her, but remembering the context that this woman is a "writer," this slays me: That person was blaming the driver in front who brake checking, brake checking because of follow less than 1 foot behind.
Also, she sounds like Sarah Palin. haha
RexManningDay , were you going to share an excerpt at some point? Did I miss that??
It's almost poetic.
The driver in front Who brake checking, brake checking Because of follow... Less than 1 foot behind.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I know, right? It made my twitchy eye start to wonder.
One time, my family was at our friends' house for dinner, and the four of us (me, H, BFF, and her H) were tipsy, and we started telling them about Boring. They didn't believe us, so they bought the book, and the H began reading it out loud. He's a grammar nazi and couldn't contain himself. He found a way to use WONDER??? incorrectly in every sentence the rest of the night, and none of the kids knew why we all cried over it.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Is she an angsty, self-important 14-year-old? Because that's the only way that writing is even remotely acceptable, and even at that, I'd still run my red pen all over it.
I think she's trying to set up something significant. Like Her capital-H. She walks through the raindrops but never gets wet. She is magnificence personified. Don't you wonder who she is, this woman of mystery?!?