Did you know you can get a PhD in Motherhood?

[giggity19]

PhD MH

Just ask this blogger:  jennyhatch.com/

I went down the anti-vax rabbit hole and found this ridic mix of anti-science crazy.


She even wrote a "dissertation"!

www.amazon.com/Dissertation-Motherhood-Jenny-Hatch-ebook/dp/B004NNV3KG/ref=la_B00BUK1XPK_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1423334478&sr=1-1

[katfco]

She doesn't actually claim a phd, right? Please tell me it was just a gimmicky title.

[josieposy]

Do yourselves a favor and click on "look inside" on the Amazon link.

Trust me.

[laurenpetro]

Feb 7, 2015 14:12:35 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Do yourselves a favor and click on "look inside" on the Amazon link.

Trust me.

I got to "buy yourself a new apron" and I had to stop.

[giggity19]

She says it's TIC, but also uses the abbreviations when she posts other places - that's why I followed the link to her blog to see what her education is.  She'd fit in perfectly with our random credential posters...except she's actually using them.



You can also hire her as a full-time blogger for $80K if you're interested.  Part-time is only 40K.  It's a steal!


jennyhatch.com/blogging-services-wordpress-designer-for-hire-jenny-hatch-so-you-want-to-start-a-wordpress-blog/

[MrsAxilla]

Feb 7, 2015 14:17:21 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

Feb 7, 2015 14:12:35 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Do yourselves a favor and click on "look inside" on the Amazon link.

Trust me.

I got to "buy yourself a new apron" and I had to stop.

You missed some good stuff.  She actually wants her husband to get her an apron.  

She also says she'll gladly defend her "dissertation" on "any forum at any time". Any takers?

[ttt]

Feb 7, 2015 14:25:51 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Feb 7, 2015 14:17:21 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

I got to "buy yourself a new apron" and I had to stop.

You missed some good stuff.  She actually wants her husband to get her an apron.  

She also says she'll gladly defend her "dissertation" on "any forum at any time". Any takers?

Ooh! Ooh! Me! I know a forum! 

[MrsAxilla]

Feb 7, 2015 14:18:56 GMT -5 giggity19 said:

She says it's TIC, but also uses the abbreviations when she posts other places - that's why I followed the link to her blog to see what her education is.  She'd fit in perfectly with our random credential posters...except she's actually using them.



You can also hire her as a full-time blogger for $80K if you're interested.  Part-time is only 40K.  It's a steal!


jennyhatch.com/blogging-services-wordpress-designer-for-hire-jenny-hatch-so-you-want-to-start-a-wordpress-blog/

You have to pay HER to be a guest on her radio show, AND you have to provide your own interview questions.

[lya]

See, normally I would find this amusing. But since I am currently this close ---> <--- to submitting my phd dissertation, it is making me kinda ragey, lol.

[katfco]

Well, she says it's intended to be tongue in cheek, so I feel a little better.

However, doesn't she think highly of her writing?
"4. One 600 word guest post on your blog with my byline, photo, and link to my personal blog: $500.00
5. One 600 word guest post on your blog with an anonymous byline: $2,000.00"

Did you check out her theatrical resume? She was in a production of Pippin in 1987. That's all.

[josieposy]

See we just aren't thinking smart here. I offer to post funny things in your threads if you pay me one million dollars!

Anyone?

[ttt]

Feb 7, 2015 14:35:12 GMT -5 katfco said:

Well, she says it's intended to be tongue in cheek, so I feel a little better.

However, doesn't she think highly of her writing?
"4. One 600 word guest post on your blog with my byline, photo, and link to my personal blog: $500.00
5. One 600 word guest post on your blog with an anonymous byline: $2,000.00"

Did you check out her theatrical resume? She was in a production of Pippin in 1987. That's all.

This is a joke, right? I mean, it's a parody or satire? 

[katfco]

Feb 7, 2015 14:38:55 GMT -5 ttt said:

Feb 7, 2015 14:35:12 GMT -5 katfco said:

Well, she says it's intended to be tongue in cheek, so I feel a little better.

However, doesn't she think highly of her writing?
"4. One 600 word guest post on your blog with my byline, photo, and link to my personal blog: $500.00
5. One 600 word guest post on your blog with an anonymous byline: $2,000.00"

Did you check out her theatrical resume? She was in a production of Pippin in 1987. That's all.

This is a joke, right? I mean, it's a parody or satire? 

jennyhatch.com/theatrical-resume/ 

I wish it wasn't. A quick google search also showed me she's identified herself as a PhD MH in a least one guest blog post, so now she's beyond just ridiculous and has moved to infuriating. It's hard to tell if she actually believes it or is just taking the joke too far. 

[giggity19]

Feb 7, 2015 14:32:07 GMT -5 lya said:

See, normally I would find this amusing. But since I am currently this close ---> <--- to submitting my phd dissertation, it is making me kinda ragey, lol.

I'm working on revisions to mine this weekend, so my blood pressure doesn't need any direct contact.  But I encourage others to play!

[smock]

MY DISSERTATION WAS A LOT LONGER THAN 43 FUCKING PAGES.

[katfco]

Feb 7, 2015 14:56:45 GMT -5 smock said:

MY DISSERTATION WAS A LOT LONGER THAN 43 FUCKING PAGES.

273 pages here! I'm pretty sure this woman doesn't quite understand the concept of research. 

[5thofjuly]

Feb 7, 2015 14:56:45 GMT -5 smock said:

MY DISSERTATION WAS A LOT LONGER THAN 43 FUCKING PAGES.

Um, yeah. Our theses were LIMITED to 50 pages (to make them more easily publishable as articles) but dissertations in my field range from 200-500+ pages

[smock]

Feb 7, 2015 15:04:57 GMT -5 katfco said:

Feb 7, 2015 14:56:45 GMT -5 smock said:

MY DISSERTATION WAS A LOT LONGER THAN 43 FUCKING PAGES.

273 pages here! I'm pretty sure this woman doesn't quite understand the concept of research. 

Holy crap, mine was exactly 273 pages too! Dissertation TWINS!

[smock]

Um, everyone EVERYWHERE. WORDS HAVE MEANINGS!!!

Sorry, this is giving me a major case of Saturday rage.

[ttt]

Feb 7, 2015 15:31:50 GMT -5 smock said:

Um, everyone EVERYWHERE. WORDS HAVE MEANINGS!!!

Sorry, this is giving me a major case of Saturday rage.

What kind of an elitist are you, thinking that only people who follow and complete the requirements set forth by accredited universities should be entitled to degrees??? 

[josieposy]

Ha! Silly peoples. Going to their fancy universities and stuff.

[jln]

She sells d.o.ter.ra, too. I'm shocked.

Did anyone check out her 2016 election section?

[katfco]

Feb 7, 2015 15:20:29 GMT -5 smock said:

Feb 7, 2015 15:04:57 GMT -5 katfco said:

273 pages here! I'm pretty sure this woman doesn't quite understand the concept of research. 

Holy crap, mine was exactly 273 pages too! Dissertation TWINS!

Weird. What line of work are you in? 

[Deleted]

Where is the kitchen sink?

edit: Her Amazon book is screaming for some reviews.

[smock]

Feb 7, 2015 15:53:07 GMT -5 katfco said:

Feb 7, 2015 15:20:29 GMT -5 smock said:

Holy crap, mine was exactly 273 pages too! Dissertation TWINS!

Weird. What line of work are you in? 

History. And you?

[katfco]

Feb 7, 2015 16:50:10 GMT -5 smock said:

Feb 7, 2015 15:53:07 GMT -5 katfco said:

Weird. What line of work are you in? 

History. And you?

Literacy