S/O bad writing on the Bump

[redheadbaker]

Anyone able to translate this GBCB?

Also, the gifs are awesome.

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/67871595.aspx

i guess ur all rite i guess i jus dnt fit n here at all and im gonna look 4 another place 2 post where there r young mommies who dont judge so much and kno how 2 read my style of typin sorry tht u guys are all such mean twats and tht u will b 2 old to rly play w ur kids bc im sry but theres no way ur gonna b nice w as rude as u r to me u have 2 be oldies. have fun being preggles and rude and probaly sad. mayb sumday i will come back nd we can b friends. im jus tired of tryin on here bc i just found out babycenter has the same kind of boreds so hopefully they will be nice and maybe ill check out babygaga since some1 said they were actually nice there and not alllll old twats. im 2 prety 4 this *** *** neway so whtever oldies have fun w ur gurmpy ass bored of wanna b dec mommies and have fun letting ur gross bbys suck on ur tits bc thats so nasty and i red that post where u all want to brestfeed yuck

[pixy0stix]

"I'm a 15 year old who has not finished high school. I'm going to go to babygaga where I will be told how awesome I am."

[meshaliuknits]

Twitter has a 140 character limit but my stream is still full of real words and sentences.

[zelda25]

So, to re-cap: "young"= fun, playful, illiterate half-wit. "old"= mean, boring, able to express a coherent thought.

I'm really happy I'm old, then.

[pixy0stix]

Also, breastfeeding is gross.

[Deleted]

Eesh!!! That was exhausting.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Dear lord and she's breeding. The world is fucked.

[secretlyevil]

Oh god - I think that may be my sister!

ETA: Ok, *I think* it's not her.

But seriously, why does texting make people illiterate? My father, whom now I question his adult status, types exactly the same way. WTF?

[msmerymac]

My response would probably be, "Good luck being gainfully employed when you're old enough to not need working papers!"

[msmerymac]

HOLY SHIT SHE'S NAMING HER KID KLAYTON.

*face palm*

[pamela]

That has to be a troll. Especially to top it off with the BFing comment.

[basilosaurus]

Aug 8, 2012 10:57:08 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

"I'm a 15 year old who has not finished high school. I'm going to go to babygaga where I will be told how awesome I am."

:Y:

[emisi]

Troll. It's almost TOO awful, and pushes all the right buttons to get Bumpies riled up.

[heightsyankee]

Well, if it's a troll I fucking LOVE her. I mean, think of how hard it must be for a literate person to create an alternate persona that can type like that. Nary a real word to be seen! Amazing level of commitment, people.