I can't believe that this weird topic has come up twice on this board, but there was actually another recent post about this. It may have been in response to a vagina purse or shoe post. A vagina with teeth is probably the weirdest and worst movie premise I have ever heard, lol. I bet it would be a great movie to watch while under the influence of something, though. Now I have an idea for the next goofy girls night lol
Post by NachoProblem on Aug 9, 2012 6:29:09 GMT -5
I think that movie is on netflix streaming? Or maybe one of the free movies on Comcast OnDemand? I've never watched it, but I've seen it listed places.... GROSS.
It's folklore, called vagina dentata. The premise being that intercourse would result in injury or castration. It's just another way men discredited women.
I couldn't even watch 5 minutes of any of the Human Centipede movies. I've only had discussions about them with my H and friends. Just the concept freaks me the fuck out. No thank you.
Post by hokiegirl82 on Aug 9, 2012 12:01:05 GMT -5
I've seen both movies - Teeth and the Human Centipede (watched a bunch of crappy movies on Netflix streaming a couple of years ago when really sick over Christmas). Teeth was gross but hilarious at the same time. Human Centipede was just disgusting and disturbing - I watched it out of sheer curiousity after reading about it on TN. I have not and will not bring myself to watch the second one after reading the synopsis of it - sounds worse than the first, and I didn't think you could get worse than the first one.
What's worse is that I only had to get clued in to the Human Centipede movies because there was a South Park reference.
If you knew me IRL, you would know that I couldn't ever watch something like that. I am the biggest pussy when it comes to anything horror-related. Plus, I am super jumpy. Like even if I know it's coming, I am practically in the air at anything that pops out on the screen. Nope, no good.
You have to question the mind of anyone that comes up with that concept. I mean, where does that even come from?
What's worse is that I only had to get clued in to the Human Centipede movies because there was a South Park reference.
If you knew me IRL, you would know that I couldn't ever watch something like that. I am the biggest pussy when it comes to anything horror-related. Plus, I am super jumpy. Like even if I know it's coming, I am practically in the air at anything that pops out on the screen. Nope, no good.
You have to question the mind of anyone that comes up with that concept. I mean, where does that even come from?
I'm the same way. A while ago, H decided he wanted to watch "The Strangers". The whole movie is actually pretty slow but the anticipation of these people wearing masks hanging out in your yard coming to stab you in your home was enough to give me an ulcer. I had my head under the covers the whole time asking H "what's happening now?" "He's still standing there." "What about now?" "I told you, he's just standing there." It was horrible, lol.
Ha, glad to know my H isn't the only having to describe scenes to me. Same with any scene with a needle. I don't know how I worked in an ICU for as long as I did, because any kind of scene with a needle.... um, no. I have to look away. I have passed out in movie theaters over such things. Pulp Fiction.
I can't handle the torture films. Like, at all. The last one DH took me too was Wolf Creek which was horrendously bad all around. When we left the theatre he had hand marks around his arm where I'd been gripping it really hard.