These booties?

[315bride]

As seen on Refinery 29.

[NachoProblem]

Are they supposed to be so huge around the ankles?

[vampsterdam]

Yeah, I feel like on the average person, these would look TERRIBLE!

...and her toes are hanging over.

[glw]

How do they stay on?

[Deleted]

Fug. How do they stay on?

[xokell2]

I hate the color more than the style, but I have terrible taste in shoes and own two pairs of the penis boots so my opinion should not be valid

[pixy0stix]

They remind me of elephant legs.

[315bride]

Aug 9, 2012 9:46:28 GMT -5 glw said:

How do they stay on?

Was wondering the same.

[315bride]

Aug 9, 2012 9:59:55 GMT -5 xokell2 said:

I hate the color more than the style, but I have terrible taste in shoes and own two pairs of the penis boots so my opinion should not be valid

What are penis boots? I must have missed this conversation?

[xokell2]

shop.nordstrom.com/s/naughty-monkey-detective-boot/3108616

they were compared to an uncirc'd penis in these parts, I still love them

[315bride]

Aug 9, 2012 10:13:46 GMT -5 xokell2 said:

shop.nordstrom.com/s/naughty-monkey-detective-boot/3108616

they were compared to an uncirc'd penis in these parts, I still love them

LOL. Wow, it really does look like a shaft.

[ybee]

As Heather on RHOC would say--
Ohhhh myyyy...!

[carylee07]

Oh, those give me a sad.

[bimbi284]

I saw those when I checked my e-mail the other day and I SO wanted to post them here for this very reason but was supposed to be studying so I didn't.

In other words, they are soooo weird! I love the color, but why are they so WIDE? Also, I've never understood a bootie with a peep toe. I don't think I ever will.

[pixy0stix]

As for how they stay on, it looks like regular heel construction with tall sides, if that makes sense.

The more I look at these, the more I kind of like them. ::slaps self::

[calips]

Terrible. Like you are wearing two paper lunch sacks -- with a peep toe. I do like the color though.

Might make you feel good if you have big ankles.

[315bride]

I don't mind the color so much. They just look sad and saggy.

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Aug 9, 2012 15:11:09 GMT -5 @315bride said:

I don't mind the color so much. They just look sad and saggy.

Yes. Like a too big turtleneck

[315bride]

Aug 9, 2012 15:11:57 GMT -5 @virginiablue said:

Aug 9, 2012 15:11:09 GMT -5 @315bride said:

I don't mind the color so much. They just look sad and saggy.

Yes. Like a too big turtleneck

I was thinking more along the lines of an old man's nutsack, but the turtleneck is probably a better descriptor.

[bimbi284]

Aug 9, 2012 15:19:12 GMT -5 @315bride said:

Aug 9, 2012 15:11:57 GMT -5 @virginiablue said:

Yes. Like a too big turtleneck

I was thinking more along the lines of an old man's nutsack, but the turtleneck is probably a better descriptor.

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