Kid funnies: weekend edition

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So what funny things has your kid done/said this weekend?

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We got a Keurig machine. DS exclaimed, "Mama! It's peepee-ing coffee!" as I made coffee this morning.

[ashb62]

DD was playing a game on my phone this morning and all of a sudden said,"What is this Kindergarten? Give me a hard one!"

[expectantsteelerfan]

My kids think the song 'Take me to church' goes..."Take me to church, I'm spacing like a dog and it's shiny tonight" and sing it all the time =)

[gwapes]

I got DS a croissant at Starbucks. He dropped it in his seat and said "I sowwy stawbucks" lol

[justbecause]

My boys are obsessed with this video of cats being scared of a banana and a cat eats a banana at the end. It's like a 30 second video and they laugh so hard.
But then my 3 year old got a banana down and tried to feed out cat it, who wanted nothing to do with two screaming kids or a banana. They were mad the cat didn't want it lol.

[notreallyirish]

DS1 had a couple random observations in the car.

"If you get too close to skunks they will stink you. And that would be skunky."

"Flying in an airplane makes my head...bored."

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Feb 28, 2015 16:42:13 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Joey thought he was being all cool, waving his muffin at Mallory and then sitting next to her on the couch to eat it, knowing she's not allowed to eat unless she's strapped into her chair since she's still learning.

Yeah. She lunged for him, yanked him backward by the hood on his shirt and made a grab for his muffin.

She almost got it. Would have served him right for waving it at her lol

Methinks Joey is doomed once Mallory is a running/jumping/spinning toddler.

[NandaB]

Feb 28, 2015 16:42:13 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Joey thought he was being all cool, waving his muffin at Mallory and then sitting next to her on the couch to eat it, knowing she's not allowed to eat unless she's strapped into her chair since she's still learning.

Yeah. She lunged for him, yanked him backward by the hood on his shirt and made a grab for his muffin.

She almost got it. Would have served him right for waving it at her lol

My favorite part of this story is the visual of your sweet, chubby baby choking out her very surprised brother. Not because I enjoy Joey getting choked, but because this would totally go down at our house. Natalie is a ninja when it comes to snacks

[Rainyday]

Feb 28, 2015 17:28:22 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Feb 28, 2015 17:18:31 GMT -5 NandaB said:

My favorite part of this story is the visual of your sweet, chubby baby choking out her very surprised brother. Not because I enjoy Joey getting choked, but because this would totally go down at our house. Natalie is a ninja when it comes to snacks

Not gonna lie.  It was hilarious.  DH and I didn't even try to stop it because we were laughing so hard.  The determination on her face, the shock on his...lol

We're terrible people.

We laugh at our kids all the time.

DD has been learning cartwheels and practices at home. DS 2 (16m) tries to copy her and it looks like he is break dancing the way he spins around in the floor.

[scattered]

Jack is really into Marvel and was telling our babysitter about how he dropped his "hot guy" and broke his leg.

Hot guy = Hawkeye

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Me: Jesh, Becca...I need you to eat some taco meat please

J: I'm too dangerous to eat meat




And

B said "I'm gonna make you a soup with extra Kroger and it will make you feel alllll tummy!"

[quesyrah]

Friday DS had a Dr. Appt. while waiting we were talking about consequences for our actions. He asked if adults have consequences and I said yes. And he said "like your consequence might be not getting to drink beer. Because sometimes you drink too much."

[jmc11511]

Last night while putting DS to bed, DH let one rip. DS cracked up and said, "Daddy tooted." Then proceeded to also toot and say "I tooted!" Then asked me to do the same and got upset when I did not oblige. I cannot toot on demand. Then DS wanted to toot again and was upset when he could not toot on demand either. Sigh...