Shit my toddler says

[camelblossom]

This morning, I'm getting ready to get in the shower. Naked in the bathroom. Charlie comes in, eyes me and says "that's not right".

For the past 24 hours she has sung everything to me to the tune of "this is sewious". Not the entire wonder pets song, just those 4 notes.

Insists on playing "naptime". Which consists of telling me to close my eyes and then yelling WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING? in my face.

[NandaB]

Ah the joys of toddlerhood. You should write this shit down for when she's a teenager and driving you crazy.

[meatywienert]

LOL. Was the nakedness in general what was not right in that situation? At least there's hope that she won't strip down to naked in public. My bf's little girl had to be watched in public at all times or she would be ripping off her clothes and flashing everyone.

[EloiseWeenie]

LOL, toddlers are draining.

[EllieArroway]

My two year old asked me where his daddy was this morning and when I said 'he's at work' DS said 'no, dada fall in hole in the water.' Okay then...

Also he saw me topless a few days ago and said 'mmmmm milk!' He stopped nursing like 8 months ago but I guess he still remembers it.

[EloiseWeenie]

I posted this on CEP yesterday, but I was a little chilly last night so I put on a hooded sweatshirt (I don't think I've worn one in years).

Hunter sees me put it on and says " WHAT are you wearing!?" I told him I was chilly, so I put a sweatshirt on. He then said " 8-D I don't think so."

Then I tried to nurse Amelia and she screamed for over 40 minutes. I took the stupid sweatshirt off and she immediately latched on and ate happily.

My kids don't like it when I wear hoodies.