Can a get a slang/text talk translation?

[wawa]

I have no idea what this means, so I'm not even sure what category it falls under. (is it a word? is it an acronym? what?)

From lady gaga's FB page in regards to her vogue appearance:

oh, and the cover story written by jonathan van meter , is the TEA.

What does TEA mean?

I'm so not cool.

[wawa]

ah, that would make sense.

[teflep]

Tea was slang for pot, but I doubt that is the use here. She is into tea, wasn't she the spokesperson for maybe tawning(sp?). But, I live under a rock so probably am off.