Post by beebeeeater on May 16, 2012 11:20:58 GMT -5
Oh lordy that makes me crazy.
MH is famous in both of our families for being the ABSOLUTE worst looker for things.
Me: "Babe, can you grab my purse? It's in the front hall under the table with the keys on it." Him: *stands in front hall, swivels head from side to side, looking at eye level* "I don't see it" Me: "Front hall. Under the table." Him: "Nope, it's not here." Me: *pick up purse from under table in front hall, kick H in shins as I walk by*
You know that if it doesn't fall into his outstretched hand, it doesn't exist. We this same conversation over eyedrops. They were sitting on the bathroom sink - on top of a jar of nailpolish remover. Of course he couldn't find it ANYWHERE even with explicit direction. I sigh, stomp down the hall, go immediately to it (I had to push him out of the way because he was right in front of it) - grab it and hand it to him. He got "the look" but no kicks. Will have to try that next time.