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My H is on his way home from work because the man cold has landed in our house. The difference between my cold and his cold is that every time he coughs he barfs, and his idea of barfing is more like screaming at the toilet.

Does anyone have any fucks I can borrow? I seem to be fresh out.

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Mar 9, 2015 11:11:29 GMT -5 @tooshort said:

Mar 9, 2015 10:55:48 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Joey just shoved his head into my crotch and announced that he wants to go back in and live in my belly again.

Nope. Sorry. That was not a round trip ticket you lunatic.

Ava has been doing the same. Wtf kid. No thank you.

Ha! poor kids don't realize that trip only comes with a one way ticket.

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Mar 9, 2015 10:56:24 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Oh you have my sympathies on the man cold. I'm still hoping Joey bypasses the hell M and I have had the past two weeks because he's also a 'puke when I cough' guy.

Ugh, it is the worst! It's bad enough that he turns into a whiny man child with a cold. The thought of listening to him scream at the toilet all day makes me want to smother him with a pillow and he isn't even home yet!

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OMG he literally just walked in the door and it has started already. Shit's about to go down up in here.