I no longer wish to exist.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

So, I've told you all about my geek husband and his security camera system, yes? Yes.
Sitting on the couch. 10:15 at night. Gunshot sound, right outside the window. H goes flying outside, Mrs. Nosy told him she thought it was a firecracker, she had seen sparks.
We settle.
10:30, and holy hell lets loose outside. H runs stomping outside, the neighbors found a Roman candle laying in the alley, pieces of which hit a neighbor's house.
H CALLS the POLICE (as he do).
While he is wigging out, I walk into the front room/office, where the giant screen holding the cameras is (it's this giant plasma he got for free because some pixels our something died). There I am, in the infrared, looking all creepy, with glowing eyes, like something from a @fucksticklegit gif. So I open my mouth wide, into a silent scream, and stand there admiring my weirdness for a while (as I do).
H comes in and starts looking. You can't see anyone running away, but you can see the block lighting up like back in Nam for a minute or so.
Then the cop walks on in (apparently having been invited) to see if H found anything. They giggle about the explosion.
Then I realize what's going to happen next.
So I run upstairs.
And from below, I hear, "Oh WHOA, what's...that's...your"
"Yeah...that's my wife. I think...I think she's just messing around."

And now I've died. TrickyBob, I need a Dignity Person.

[litebright]

I keep re-reading this and giggling maniacally. THIS. IS. AWESOME.

[gretchenindisguise]

For 10 years on the nest I have loved you and your stories.

This continues in full force tonight.

[bania]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I need to figure out how to go back and get a screenshot of my fool self to show you guys, but I have no idea how it even works.

And there is no way H and I are ever speaking of this incident.

[waffletime]

Amazing.

[Deleted]

OMG. "Yeah...that's my wife". Hahahaha.

[sequins]

[Deleted]

Just pause it and take a picture with your phone. I have to see this.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Mar 12, 2015 22:21:21 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Just pause it and take a picture with your phone. I have to see this.

I'm going to do that tomorrow. While H isn't around.

[Monica Geller]

LOL!

[adhdfashion]

Lol!

[iamgrace]

Awesome. Just awesome.

[killercupcake]

Don't ever leave me.

[Deleted]

Lolol!!

[curtains]

Lololol!! That made my night

[Deleted]

This is one of the only times I have literally laughed out loud here. Well done.

[FastHands]

LOLOL. I can't WAIT for the picture!!!!

[Eagles]

This was the BEST thing to wake up to.

[btay]

You are amazing

[cuddlyevil]

This was the first thread I read on ML today. The day has started off right.

[shamrockshake]

lol! I can't wait for this picture

[CajunShrimp]

This is awesome. I love it.

[pumpkin]

You have made my morning. I love it

[pittsmcgee]

This is amazing.

[sweetptater]

This is the best thing ever to log on to, because it's totally something I would do. And it's not me.

[jreeds]

Lol!

[tripleshot]

I'm literally LOLing.

[prairiedawn]

This is why my internet friends are better than my irl friends

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I just sat back down and did it again, and took a picture of the screen. It's not as cool looking as last night, since the room is brighter.  My eyes aren't glowing.



"FrtSouth" is the camera you could see the roman candle on. "FrtDoor" is super embarrassing and I almost blocked it out. It's full of cardboard that H has to take to recycle tomorrow (he got a bunch of computery parts this week).