oh goop....

[callmehales]

you are SO. SO. delusional.

"I'm incredibly close to the common woman, in that I'm a woman and I'm a mother, and we all are in a physical body with beating hearts, with compassion and love."
– Gwyneth Paltrow, when asked about relating to everyday women, to CNNMoney

[joanis018]

Lol. "

I'm a common woman because I have a vagina. Sure, it was serviced by Chris Martin, but that's neither here nor there."

[callmehales]

that whole having boobs thing means me and the queen of england are basically besties.

[Deleted]

The fact that she refers to us as 'common women' makes me want to throat punch her. What a bitch.

[grace]

Yeah, I read that a few days ago and I'm still choking over "common woman". Does she know how pretentious she sounds?

[aak0517]

The cheap that comes out of her mouth is kinda her schtick it seems. The woman is just so unlikeable.

[Deleted]

No wonder Chris Martin couldn't stand her.

[IIOY]

I pink puffy vagina heart this thread.

[callmehales]

ANDPLUSALSO, i hate her cuz she tried to take on my girl martha stewart. and M's been to the big house, and will NOT tolerate no shade.

[aak0517]

Mar 23, 2015 15:35:41 GMT -5 callmehales said:

ANDPLUSALSO, i hate her cuz she tried to take on my girl martha stewart. and M's been to the big house, and will NOT tolerate no shade.

Did I miss this good drama?!

[callmehales]

Mar 23, 2015 15:42:23 GMT -5 aak0517 said:

Mar 23, 2015 15:35:41 GMT -5 callmehales said:

ANDPLUSALSO, i hate her cuz she tried to take on my girl martha stewart. and M's been to the big house, and will NOT tolerate no shade.

Did I miss this good drama?!

it happened a little while ago, but it cracks me up still


gawker.com/martha-stewart-on-gwyneth-paltrow-be-quiet-and-stick-t-1634592423

[aak0517]

Mar 23, 2015 15:45:13 GMT -5 callmehales said:

Mar 23, 2015 15:42:23 GMT -5 aak0517 said:

Did I miss this good drama?!

it happened a little while ago, but it cracks me up still


gawker.com/martha-stewart-on-gwyneth-paltrow-be-quiet-and-stick-t-1634592423

Lol... dayum, Martha!

[bcarp30]

Mar 23, 2015 15:35:41 GMT -5 callmehales said:

ANDPLUSALSO, i hate her cuz she tried to take on my girl martha stewart. and M's been to the big house, and will NOT tolerate no shade.

Have you read The Tao of Martha by Jen Lancaster? She's hands down my favorite author and I love all her books but this one is awesome. She lives a year of her life according to different Martha books, it's hilarious! And also inspirational, makes you want to clean everything.

[veruca5839]

FAIL