Post by Velvetshady on Mar 27, 2015 10:23:24 GMT -5
I just went back through the original thread--if the Monty Python gifs weren't then ones you referenced in "I'm referring to the people joking about dead birds complete with gifs." then which ones were? I'm not getting sarcasm from you because I honestly can't see what other non-Python gifs you think are people joking about dead birds specifically.
And really, for ML, I was amazed it took until page 5 of people banging their heads against your great wall of density for the gifs to start.
this reminds me when that weirdo bluesbaby was all " YOU GUYS HATE TALL PEOPLE AND ARE TALL-PHOBIC" except nobody said anything like that and she realllly had to mutilate the words to make it fit her pre-filled "you hate me cuz I'm tall" mentality
What in the actual fuck? Go back and read Bitch. GIANT reading fail.
I have an anticlimactic bird story that I refrained from sharing in the maybe-anorexic-maybe-something-else parrot thread. But it's vaguely topical, and it's totally not worth its own thread, so I will share it here now:
There was a cockatiel in my local petco whose legs were legit put on backwards. Like his face went one way, and his feet went another. He hopped around backwards, and it was so weird, but also sad and adorable, and I loved him and went to visit him a lot. I even thought about buying him, but LTP told me that if I got a bird, I would never get laid again, and since I was freshly separated, that sounded especially bad. So I never got the bird, but the nice guy who worked at the petco used his discount to buy him, because he felt sorry for him.
The end. And thank goodness it turned out this way, because I learned last week that I don't know shit about birds, and they are fragile fairies, and I would have totes killed that poor thing without meaning to.
I just went back through the original thread--if the Monty Python gifs weren't then ones you referenced in "I'm referring to the people joking about dead birds complete with gifs." then which ones were? I'm not getting sarcasm from you because I honestly can't see what other non-Python gifs you think are people joking about dead birds specifically.
And really, for ML, I was amazed it took until page 5 of people banging their heads against your great wall of density for the gifs to start.
Whatever. [slap, run]
You mean like the dumb and dumberer one wasn't? Gifs are funny, but most of the time they just clutter the thread.
And I have to say this here, because no one else has; I fucking hate birds. They smell like Fritos, they have bird lice, they're fragile little snowflakes that require way too much care, and I am jealous beyond reason that they can fly and I cannot. Fuckers.
Lol that they smell like Fritos!! Next time I'm around a bird I will def be doing the smell test.
And I have to say this here, because no one else has; I fucking hate birds. They smell like Fritos, they have bird lice, they're fragile little snowflakes that require way too much care, and I am jealous beyond reason that they can fly and I cannot. Fuckers.
I also don't like birds. I have no desire to have a pet that can fly around and shit on my head.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
And I have to say this here, because no one else has; I fucking hate birds. They smell like Fritos, they have bird lice, they're fragile little snowflakes that require way too much care, and I am jealous beyond reason that they can fly and I cannot. Fuckers.
My mom bird-sits (lol) for a friend of hers who has a moluccan cockatoo. That bird LOVES me, it's the weirdest thing ever. She (he? I'm not even sure) loves to be pet like she's a freaking cat or something. She lifts her wings up a bit and I kind of "scratch" under them like you would to a dog's ears, and she loves it and will not leave me alone after I start doing it. It's so bizarre. Leaves all this nasty powdery junk on my fingertips (gag). But she's a love bug and I'm a sucker.
I can't stand birds as pets. But I do love birds. There, I said it.
Oh. So um. I don't know how to tell you this, but you're giving her/him sexual signals when you do that. bow chica bow wow. No wonder the bird loves you.
When you pet birds you're only supposed to scratch their head.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
My mom bird-sits (lol) for a friend of hers who has a moluccan cockatoo. That bird LOVES me, it's the weirdest thing ever. She (he? I'm not even sure) loves to be pet like she's a freaking cat or something. She lifts her wings up a bit and I kind of "scratch" under them like you would to a dog's ears, and she loves it and will not leave me alone after I start doing it. It's so bizarre. Leaves all this nasty powdery junk on my fingertips (gag). But she's a love bug and I'm a sucker.
I can't stand birds as pets. But I do love birds. There, I said it.
Oh. So um. I don't know how to tell you this, but you're giving her/him sexual signals when you do that. bow chica bow wow. No wonder the bird loves you.
When you pet birds you're only supposed to scratch their head.
Bird lover has taken on a whole new meaning in this thread!
Oh. So um. I don't know how to tell you this, but you're giving her/him sexual signals when you do that. bow chica bow wow. No wonder the bird loves you.
When you pet birds you're only supposed to scratch their head.
Yeah. So?
LOL!!!!! Oh lord, I had no idea. Welp, add that to your spreadsheet, folks.
The bird owner really should have warned you guys though about that. Sexual stimulation can make them mean. Give them bird blue balls, if you will.
I've never met the owner, the bird was staying at my mom's house while the owner was on vacation. How is the "Hi, I'm Kevin. I molested your bird the other day..." conversation supposed to go?
"Sooooo... what is the appropriate way to pet your bird?"
My mom bird-sits (lol) for a friend of hers who has a moluccan cockatoo. That bird LOVES me, it's the weirdest thing ever. She (he? I'm not even sure) loves to be pet like she's a freaking cat or something. She lifts her wings up a bit and I kind of "scratch" under them like you would to a dog's ears, and she loves it and will not leave me alone after I start doing it. It's so bizarre. Leaves all this nasty powdery junk on my fingertips (gag). But she's a love bug and I'm a sucker.
I can't stand birds as pets. But I do love birds. There, I said it.
Oh. So um. I don't know how to tell you this, but you're giving her/him sexual signals when you do that. bow chica bow wow. No wonder the bird loves you.
When you pet birds you're only supposed to scratch their head.
I am so happy you posted this because I was pretty sure the body-pets were a sexual behavior for birds and you verified for me.
kevin arnold I think I'd love you and want your attention too if you were trying to initiate naughty things! Poor bird has no idea you're not single and available, you tease.