Boring Has Seen The Lightish.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

(I'm really stretching the definition of 'ish' here)

April 12 at 11:02pm
Finished blogging for the night. Going to take some cough meds and try and write a little more before I head to bed for the night.

Person: How's it coming along

Boring: The book? Eh. I struggle with it. The bad thing this book has already been written and published, but it needs edited horribly. The other one I finished during NANO I haven't really looked at since. I have a lot to change in that too. I'm not good with third person writing so changing that one to first person. That will be fun!

Person: It'll make it interesting for you! It'll also keep you busy

Boring: As if I don't have enough to keep me busy. And the fact that I have tons of research to do on vikings. apparently I'm going to try out a historical teen romance. I keep adding more on my plate. lol!

Person: You go girl lol. Talk to my oldest child, he's my history buff!

Boring: I have researched a lot. Then I started watching Vikings on the history channel and have seen what they did with that world. I already have character names and a plot, just have ti finish all this other stuff up so I can work on it.

Editor hasn't commented. I kind of have the German Embarrassment for her, but...




Also, Boring talks about her VACUUM. (not the internal one)
Yesterday at 1:34pm
So much for running the vacuum before I pick up the girls. Don't even have to time to tear the darn thing apart to see why it's being stupid.

23 hrs
Well, the vacuum filter and canister are cleaned out. Now to await them to dry so I can finally vacuum. That is why I hate the powder crap that gets sprinkled on the floor to make it smell fresh. It clogs my sweeper. The bad thing is I never use the stuff, but it is still coming out of the carpet from the last owner who sold it to us over 3 years ago.


There was also a whole long thing, with picture(s), about how her kid picked out dinner and then they made the dinner and then they ate the dinner and then she was proud of the dinner, which is what I was going to make this amount, but that shit up there with the Vikings (RexManningDay) is comedy gold.

[waffletime]

I feel like Boring could be a study on how social media has ruined society. No one needs to know this many inane details of your life, goddamn.


And looool at the bolded. She needs an editor for her FB posts.

[madringal]

God Almighty, she is truly the most boring, the vacuum posts have solidified that.

[cuddlyevil]

"Now to await them to dry"



So, her next book will be about vikings?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 14, 2015 13:38:03 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Needs TO BE edited. /weeps

I'm just impressed that she put the 'have' in between 'and seen'.

[shostakovich]

Oh, so she came up with this awesome idea to do a Viking-inspired historical fiction, and then was like, "Oh, there's a show about Vikings on TV? I had no idea!"

[captainobvious]

Dear God in Heaven if her stupid book about Vikings ends up like the freaking 50 Shades thing I will die. Literally die. Not figuratively.

[cleo29]

So wait, she is writing a book that has already been written?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 14, 2015 13:47:36 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

Oh, so she came up with this awesome idea to do a Viking-inspired historical fiction, and then was like, "Oh, there's a show about Vikings on TV? I had no idea!"

NEVER DOUBT THE QUALITY OF HER RESEARCH.


Doing some research for my viking princess. Yes, I know women were technically vikings, but being she is a daughter of a viking king she will be my lovely young viking princess. Also I did not realize that vikings would have been as short as I am. Most people are taller than I am. Vikings were shorter than people are today, but more or less looked like us. Which means they were about as short as I am. Cool! I love learning new things.



Read more: pandce.proboards.com/thread/422637/boring-contagious#ixzz3XJLzlRLD

[shostakovich]

Apr 14, 2015 13:51:57 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Apr 14, 2015 13:47:36 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

Oh, so she came up with this awesome idea to do a Viking-inspired historical fiction, and then was like, "Oh, there's a show about Vikings on TV? I had no idea!"

Vikings were shorter than people are today, but more or less looked like us.

This is brand new information!!

[stellas]

We need to add "needs edited" to our ML vernacular.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 14, 2015 13:49:40 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

So wait, she is writing a book that has already been written?

She's realized it sucks (ARE YOU WATCHING?  HI BORING) and is 'editing', which is starting to sound suspiciously like a complete rewrite.

[bittybomb]

I love this:

"apparently I'm going to try out a historical teen romance"

Does she not have a choice in the matter?

[FastHands]

I straight-up guffawed at "historical teen romance."

[textbookcase]

God, I want to read her books SO BADLY.

[shostakovich]

Apr 14, 2015 14:12:27 GMT -5 bittybomb said:

I love this:

"apparently I'm going to try out a historical teen romance"

Does she not have a choice in the matter?

Who is she to deny her muse??

[revolution]

Apr 14, 2015 13:43:37 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Apr 14, 2015 13:38:03 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Needs TO BE edited. /weeps

I'm just impressed that she put the 'have' in between 'and seen'.

I was thinking the same thing.  

[revolution]

Apr 14, 2015 14:10:34 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Apr 14, 2015 14:01:46 GMT -5 stellas said:

We need to add "needs edited" to our ML vernacular.

I go will go into apoplectic fits.

Then you should probably never live in central PA.

[ladystardust]

If there is so much powder crap in her carpets after 3 years of not using it that it is breaking her vacuum...she is doing something wrong. Ew.

Lol at her surprise that Vikings basically looked like us. Here I thought they had 3 heads.

[meij]

Apr 14, 2015 14:12:27 GMT -5 bittybomb said:

I love this:

"apparently I'm going to try out a historical teen romance"

Does she not have a choice in the matter?

Maybe she took a Buzzfeed quiz. "What type of book should you write?" might be right after "Which Disney Princess are you?"

[mountaingirl]

Historical teen romance with Vikings. Ok Boring, only you could pull off such a feat.

[Deleted]

A book about her vacuuming would be riveting. One can only hope!

[cleo29]

It makes me think of the writing group in Throw Momma From The Train.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=a17ul-afTCE