TIL- there's a whole new Bump on Proboards

[pinkeggs]

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

This is a weird thread. I am surprise ML would even care.

It's OK, it's almost time for our midday naps.

[cc]

H played that Jam on It song last night and it was reminding us of our days spent at the skating rink as kids. Then, he played a Madonna song and our 11 year old son and 15 year old daughter asked us who Madonna was. /old

[eclaires]

Apr 15, 2015 13:28:15 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 eclaires said:

George is the best Beatle.  It is known.

I was in college when he died, and when we found out, we'd been drinking.  I'm pretty sure I had a sobbing breakdown.  I'M NOT EVEN ASHAMED, lol.

It was my senior year of high school and I cried all day. 

One of my friends was super drunk and she kept saying to me and her boyfriend something along the lines of, "I know he was your favorite.  I AM SO SORRY."  And then she'd start crying while saying it.  It's kind of funny to remember now, but at the time, I was legit depressed about it.

[pixy0stix]

I'd like clarification on how we're homophobes and they're not sexual deviants talking obsessively about young penis.

[shostakovich]

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

This is a weird thread. I am surprise ML would even care.

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[Deleted]

Apr 15, 2015 13:30:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Two sub boards are "so many?" LOL

LMAO The proboards bump forum does NOT just have two sub boards. Its an entire fucking page.


Now toddle off so I can take my geritol. 

[eclaires]

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

This is a weird thread. I am surprise ML would even care.

If by care, you mean a head tilting wtf face, then I am surprised you are surprised.  I don't think anyone is all, "they must be stopped!  call the FBI!" and starting a crusade to take Larry from y'all.  It's more like this:

[McBenny]

Apr 15, 2015 13:32:52 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:30:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Two sub boards are "so many?" LOL

LMAO The proboards bump forum does NOT just have two sub boards. Its an entire fucking page.


Now toddle off so I can take my geritol. 

Is toddle really a word you use in your regular conversation?

[BaliHai]

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

This is a weird thread. I am surprise ML would even care.

SurpriseD.

1 D.

[pixy0stix]

Apr 15, 2015 13:37:35 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:32:52 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

LMAO The proboards bump forum does NOT just have two sub boards. Its an entire fucking page.


Now toddle off so I can take my geritol. 

Is toddle really a word you use in your regular conversation?

I'm embarrassed that you think this is a comeback.

[Deleted]

Apr 15, 2015 13:37:35 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:32:52 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

LMAO The proboards bump forum does NOT just have two sub boards. Its an entire fucking page.


Now toddle off so I can take my geritol. 

Is toddle really a word you use in your regular conversation?

No I only break out the short simple words for special guests. 

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[LizLemler]

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

This is a weird thread. I am surprise ML would even care.

[McBenny]

Apr 15, 2015 13:35:30 GMT -5 eclaires said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

This is a weird thread. I am surprise ML would even care.

If by care, you mean a head tilting wtf face, then I am surprised you are surprised.  I don't think anyone is all, "they must be stopped!  call the FBI!" and starting a crusade to take Larry from y'all.  It's more like this:

I could totally see that being the reaction not having all the info. That being said, I think the comment about sexual deviants and homophobes to be a bit much.

[McBenny]

Apr 15, 2015 13:39:43 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:37:35 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Is toddle really a word you use in your regular conversation?

No I only break out the short simple words for special guests. 

Not a comeback more a WTF.

[pinkeggs]

Apr 15, 2015 13:39:16 GMT -5 BaliHai said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

This is a weird thread. I am surprise ML would even care.

SurpriseD.

1 D.

[pixy0stix]

Apr 15, 2015 13:41:53 GMT -5 freedom said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:39:24 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'm embarrassed that you think this is a comeback.

germanly or just the regular American embarrassed?

Can I be both? Because I literally laughed out loud and then felt shame after reading that.

[CurlyQ284]

Are we still talking about things we are bring to the board war?

I found these guys to add to our army. They roam around the forest looking for fights.

[Deleted]

You think grown women writing creepy slash assbaby fanfic is totes cool, but you WTF at me saying "toddle" ironically?

[McBenny]

Apr 15, 2015 13:35:30 GMT -5 eclaires said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:27:13 GMT -5 McBenny said:

This is a weird thread. I am surprise ML would even care.

If by care, you mean a head tilting wtf face, then I am surprised you are surprised.  I don't think anyone is all, "they must be stopped!  call the FBI!" and starting a crusade to take Larry from y'all.  It's more like this:

Cared as in talking about if for the last 4 hours cared.

[Deleted]

Apr 15, 2015 13:44:15 GMT -5 TR said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:41:41 GMT -5 McBenny said:

I could totally see that being the reaction not having all the info. That being said, I think the comment about sexual deviants and homophobes to be a bit much.

I'm really curious about what "all the info" and "basic facts" are.

ASSBABIES ARE REAL!1!ONE

[CurlyQ284]

Did I miss the explanation of what an ass baby is?

[shostakovich]

Apr 15, 2015 13:43:58 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Are we still talking about things we are bring to the board war?

I found these guys to add to our army. They roam around the forest looking for fights.

Great. I will add to the inventory a dozen pair of TIGHT tights. Thanks!

[BaliHai]

Apr 15, 2015 13:45:49 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Did I miss the explanation of what an ass baby is?

When a man gets pregnant and has a baby, it comes out of his ass.

[shostakovich]

Apr 15, 2015 13:45:49 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Did I miss the explanation of what an ass baby is?

Well, when two members of a boy band really love each other...

[eclaires]

Apr 15, 2015 13:41:41 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:35:30 GMT -5 eclaires said:

If by care, you mean a head tilting wtf face, then I am surprised you are surprised.  I don't think anyone is all, "they must be stopped!  call the FBI!" and starting a crusade to take Larry from y'all.  It's more like this:

I could totally see that being the reaction not having all the info. That being said, I think the comment about sexual deviants and homophobes to be a bit much.

If all the info includes specifics on ass babies, I prefer my blissful ignorance and uncool status.

I am aware that shipping Larry is a thing, but I'm not sure there is anything that could help me understand that particular board.

[Deleted]

For the record, 50SoG is also utter shit, since you choose to liken it to that. Seriously, vomit inducing.


And I'm dying that you think we're all automatically prudish killjoys.
Girl, the things I have done and seen.

[lexxasaurus]

Apr 15, 2015 13:45:49 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Did I miss the explanation of what an ass baby is?

Started with talk of mpreg fan fiction, where males are pregnant. Someone mentioned they'd have to have ass babies and walla.

I'm fine with fan fic, some slash I can understand (think of two hot folks together and you can envision yourself with them?) but incest - like Sam and Dean - and mpreg cross the lines for me.

[Champagne Supernova]

Apr 15, 2015 13:50:52 GMT -5 BaliHai said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:45:49 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Did I miss the explanation of what an ass baby is?

When a man gets pregnant and has a baby, it comes out of his ass.

OMFG, why?

Why?

[eclaires]

Apr 15, 2015 13:44:51 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:35:30 GMT -5 eclaires said:

If by care, you mean a head tilting wtf face, then I am surprised you are surprised.  I don't think anyone is all, "they must be stopped!  call the FBI!" and starting a crusade to take Larry from y'all.  It's more like this:

Cared as in talking about if for the last 4 hours cared.

I stand by my surprise at you being surprised by that, lol. I feel like the very nature of message boards is to discuss weird, random shit found on the Internet.