Boring & My Mother Talk About Mr. McWindbag's Downstairs.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I had to hack into H's FB status, because I have my mom blocked, so you guys are welcome for the extra effort.

Yesterday at 11:16am
Sitting here in the waiting area. He is preop right now. I get to watch a screen to follow his progress. Now to spend my time writing while I wait.

Mom: Cool Gl
Yesterday at 1:47pm · Like

Mom: What's he having done ?
Yesterday at 1:47pm · Like

Boring: Thanks. Except it's been almost 3 hours and he still hasn't gone in the OR.
Yesterday at 1:48pm · Like

Boring: He is having a hernia (spelling?) removed.
Yesterday at 1:49pm · Like

Mom: O gees not a surprise that happens a lot
Yesterday at 1:49pm · Edited · Like

Mom: O where at?
Yesterday at 1:49pm · Like

Mom: Is the hernia?
Yesterday at 1:50pm · Like

Boring: In front in the downstairs area. He did it at work lifting more than he should instead of asking for help.
Yesterday at 1:52pm · Like

Mom: That's men for u
Yesterday at 1:54pm · Like

Mom: O ouch
Yesterday at 1:54pm · Like

Mom: *Ombligo's Dad* has a hugh one in his belly button he needs taken out has for yrs but hasn't men
Yesterday at 1:55pm · Like

Boring: Yep. Now if they would at least start. It cold in this building.
Yesterday at 1:55pm · Like

Mom: I have one in my esph
Yesterday at 1:55pm · Like

Mom: Where r u at?
Yesterday at 1:55pm · Like

Mom: Really they like to fool around
Yesterday at 1:58pm · Like

Other Person: Good luck!!!
23 hrs · Like

Boring: He is done. Just waiting for him to go to recovery and stay there until he is allowed to leave.
23 hrs · Like · 2

*post about Boring ordering a free sample box from PINCHme, DON'T YOU WANT ONE*

22 hrs
Just to let everyone know who cares, H is good. He is back to himself already. We will be able to leave here soon.

18 hrs
Home sweet home! Yeah, we got home a little after 5, but then we had dinner and relaxing after a crappy long wait in a waiting room today.



Ombligo's Thoughts:
1.
2. My dad hasn't had the hernia removed because he is far too overweight for surgery.  He's been working super hard and has lost a lot of weight and feels fantastic about himself.
3.
4. When I complain about my mom texting me?  It's usually worse than this.
5.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Product samples? I'm not clicking the link.

[malibu]

Yep. PINCHme does sample boxes of random stuff.

[anlo]

"I have one in my esph"

I don't want to know, do I?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 15, 2015 14:25:12 GMT -5 anlo said:

"I have one in my esph"

I don't want to know, do I?

She will TELL YOU if you would like to know, all about her terrible, horrible, hiatal hernia, and the terrible, no-good, very bad tests she's had to go through to diagnose it, and how NOTHING HELPS, and pretty soon all you hear is the sound of a sad, dying trumpet.

Then she will begin to tell you all about how she can't sleep at night.

[anlo]

Apr 15, 2015 14:28:27 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Apr 15, 2015 14:25:12 GMT -5 anlo said:

"I have one in my esph"

I don't want to know, do I?

She will TELL YOU if you would like to know, all about her terrible, horrible, hiatal hernia, and the terrible, no-good, very bad tests she's had to go through to diagnose it, and how NOTHING HELPS, and pretty soon all you hear is the sound of a sad, dying trumpet.

Then she will begin to tell you all about how she can't sleep at night.

Ah, yes. She and Boring should talk more often. /devil

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 15, 2015 14:32:03 GMT -5 anlo said:

Apr 15, 2015 14:28:27 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

She will TELL YOU if you would like to know, all about her terrible, horrible, hiatal hernia, and the terrible, no-good, very bad tests she's had to go through to diagnose it, and how NOTHING HELPS, and pretty soon all you hear is the sound of a sad, dying trumpet.

Then she will begin to tell you all about how she can't sleep at night.

Ah, yes. She and Boring should talk more often. /devil

They are the SAME PERSON.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 15, 2015 14:31:20 GMT -5 TR said:

Is this all on someone's page? Where other people can SEE it? WTF?

YOU'RE NOT NEW

[shostakovich]

Okay, I didn't think anyone could top "chomping on his wiener" today, but damn if "in front in the downstairs area" doesn't come close.

[jenny1223]

I missed it that this was YOUR mom talking about your dad when I read through it. Yikes!

[mountaingirl]

Ouch. We need to see more of them. It's like they were each having their own conversation.

I have a hiatal hernia but I don't compare it to an abdominal one. Completely different. The stuff you have to drink is no big deal. Tell your mom to put her big girl panties on.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 15, 2015 15:57:02 GMT -5 mountaingirl said:

Ouch. We need to see more of them. It's like they were each having their own conversation.

I have a hiatal hernia but I don't compare it to an abdominal one. Completely different. The stuff you have to drink is no big deal. Tell your mom to put her big girl panties on.

THAT DISGUSTING STUFF LIKE EW GROSS?  THE BARIUM WAS A HUGE TRAUMA.  SHE COULD HARDLY DRINK IT.  HAD TO TAKE ALL NIGHT.  SO GROSS.  STUCK A TUBE DOWN HER THROAT.  AFTER THAT DISGUSTING STUFF.  AND ALL FOR NOTHING.

SHE'S HAD COLONOSCOPIES, TOO.  OH, WOE.  WWWWOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[mountaingirl]

. [/quote]THAT DISGUSTING STUFF LIKE EW GROSS?  THE BARIUM WAS A HUGE TRAUMA.  SHE COULD HARDLY DRINK IT.  HAD TO TAKE ALL NIGHT.  SO GROSS.  STUCK A TUBE DOWN HER THROAT.  AFTER THAT DISGUSTING STUFF.  AND ALL FOR NOTHING.

SHE'S HAD COLONOSCOPIES, TOO.  OH, WOE.  WWWWOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE.[/quote][

All for nothing? If it's so bad get it fixed!! I did it came back

Omg. The barium is gross but whatever. I'm sorry your mom is drama/ woe is me.
More stories please.

[mrs.jacinthe]

Sort of in Boring's defense, given her spelling issues with normal words, I'm guessing "inguinal" wasn't going to happen. Front-of-the-downstairs-area seems like a good substitute. At least it was creative?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 15, 2015 16:05:28 GMT -5 mountaingirl said:

All for nothing? If it's so bad get it fixed!! I did it came back 

Omg. The barium is gross but whatever. I'm sorry your mom is drama/ woe is me. 
More stories please.

 Well, both times she's gotten called out on her shit (basically for being a giant Debbie Downer and a boner), she's tried to overdose on pills and walks around, muttering, "I thought about just running away.  Running off.  Since you don't want me around.  Since you don't appreciate me" to my teenage self.

WAIT NOT FUNNY

H, my Dad, and I were sitting at the kitchen table on Easter Sunday, just shooting the shit (and avoiding my mom), and I was telling him that SwaggerCat and C remind me a lot of Bear, the cat we had when I was growing up.  Dad loved that cat, and loves to talk about how that cat loved me and would let my toddler self do anything to him, and he'd just purr away, and SwaggerCat is the same way.

When from the living room, we hear, "Yeah...Chili (SwaggerCat's sister, who my parents own) keeps losing weight...she's been losing weight..."

My dad looks at us.  H and I both do the "womp wommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp" at the same time.  And Dad says, "Just random, negative comments.  All the time.  This is my life."

We told him to look up the Debbie Downer skit.  I assume he hasn't yet, because I'll get texts when he does.

[mountaingirl]

I'm sorry you had to grow up with that. She tried to OD when you were a teenager? That must have been so awful for you. Do you have any siblings? (A sister??)

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Apr 15, 2015 19:11:05 GMT -5 mountaingirl said:

I'm sorry you had to grow up with that. She tried to OD when you were a teenager? That must have been so awful for you. Do you have any siblings? (A sister??)

Oh, she didn't really try to OD.  I'm not even sure if she actually took any.  She just wanted us to know how SUPER ASSHOLEY we all were.

I do have a younger sister.  She gets drunk with her friends all night and sleeps all day.  She may be melded to the recliner by now.

My therapist and I have batted around narcissism or borderline personality disorders.