For you, JM, Ranking penis fears

[achase123]

JM asked us to rank our greatest penis fears. JM, I aim to please so I created this post, just for you.

Here are my penis fears (in order):

-micropeen-just being honest here. It's a valid concern and we've confirmed that they really do exist. Some of us have even encountered them.

-ED-I worry sometimes about this because it's come up (no pun intended) quite a few times.

-premature ejaculation-this could be a real problem if it wasn't just one time jitters

-jackhammer thrusting. I have also encountered this and it's no fun at all. It reminds me of the SATC episode where Carrie threw her neck out.

Any more you ladies can think of?? Let's humor JM.

[dakotadangerdog]

I would dislike going too slow over too fast. Snore!

Micropeen for sure.

[gozf]

I'd be real sad if he always got the flops or was a 2 pump chump. I'm not actively worried about micropeen, because actual MP is really rare. If I'm being honest, I'm a bit of a size queen, but someone on the smaller side isn't a dealbreaker.

I feel as though things like jackhammering or going too slow aren't actual dick problems, they're technique problems. And that's a different question entirely.

[achase123]

Aug 13, 2012 13:21:16 GMT -5 gozf said:

I'd be real sad if he always got the flops or was a 2 pump chump. I'm not actively worried about micropeen, because actual MP is really rare. If I'm being honest, I'm a bit of a size queen, but someone on the smaller side isn't a dealbreaker.

I feel as though things like jackhammering or going too slow aren't actual dick problems, they're technique problems. And that's a different question entirely.

I should have modified it to also include technique problems. Even though one can be helped or worked on and one cannot.

[starryfish]

all of the above PLUS this one (its a doozy):

-guy not knowing/experiencing an O (i slept with this guy who said he came twice...i didnt really think about it....we took a break....i told him he could go take the condom off...he said he was fine...we went at it again....now thinking back on it...i dont think he ever came physically since there is no way (is there?) to have sex with a full condom....plus he said he came twice the first time.....i only slept with him that one night...lol never again)

[liubotflittyfud]

The mondo-dong is a fear of mine. I've had one that was two coke cans stacked....dear baby jesus god, it was NOT fun.

Also afraid of the sea cucumber--aka non circumsized. I wouldn't know what to do with it and I'm pretty sure I would laugh a lot and ruin any chemistry. I laugh when I'm embarassed or feeling awkward.

[charitylynne79]

Aug 13, 2012 13:22:57 GMT -5 starryfish said:

all of the above PLUS this one (its a doozy):

-guy not knowing/experiencing an O (i slept with this guy who said he came twice...i didnt really think about it....we took a break....i told him he could go take the condom off...he said he was fine...we went at it again....now thinking back on it...i dont think he ever came physically since there is no way (is there?) to have sex with a full condom....plus he said he came twice the first time.....i only slept with him that one night...lol never again)

that sucker would've been too full and nasty

[jm5855]

Ha! Well done Achase!

Mine:

ED

A psychotic woman chopping it off

A psychotic woman super glueing it to my leg or stomach

[Bernadine]

Micro peen is tops, followed by taking too long. Oh, and gaping sores is up there, too, lol.

[starryfish]

Aug 13, 2012 13:25:10 GMT -5 charitylynne79 said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:22:57 GMT -5 starryfish said:

all of the above PLUS this one (its a doozy):

-guy not knowing/experiencing an O (i slept with this guy who said he came twice...i didnt really think about it....we took a break....i told him he could go take the condom off...he said he was fine...we went at it again....now thinking back on it...i dont think he ever came physically since there is no way (is there?) to have sex with a full condom....plus he said he came twice the first time.....i only slept with him that one night...lol never again)

that sucker would've been too full and nasty

i KNOW! i dont know WHY i didnt think about it then....but thinking about it now i dont think he has EVER cum bc he thinks he did...

[achase123]

Aug 13, 2012 13:34:06 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:25:10 GMT -5 charitylynne79 said:

that sucker would've been too full and nasty

i KNOW! i dont know WHY i didnt think about it then....but thinking about it now i dont think he has EVER cum bc he thinks he did...

My HS/college BF could cum and keep going but we didn't use condoms (I was on BC pill). But I'm sure he actually ejaculated, he just seemed to have the ability to stay hard after an orgasm. That was a good trait to have.

[dakotadangerdog]

Aug 13, 2012 13:24:18 GMT -5 @liubotflittyfud said:

The mondo-dong is a fear of mine. I've had one that was two coke cans stacked....dear baby jesus god, it was NOT fun.

Also afraid of the sea cucumber--aka non circumsized. I wouldn't know what to do with it and I'm pretty sure I would laugh a lot and ruin any chemistry. I laugh when I'm embarassed or feeling awkward.

UNCUT ARE THE BEST!

When it's erect you can't even tell the difference.

[starryfish]

Aug 13, 2012 13:35:45 GMT -5 achase123 said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:34:06 GMT -5 starryfish said:

i KNOW! i dont know WHY i didnt think about it then....but thinking about it now i dont think he has EVER cum bc he thinks he did...

My HS/college BF could cum and keep going but we didn't use condoms (I was on BC pill). But I'm sure he actually ejaculated, he just seemed to have the ability to stay hard after an orgasm. That was a good trait to have.

Yeah....i can see that achase...but there was definitely a condom....and can guys really cum twice in one session?

[achase123]

Aug 13, 2012 13:48:08 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:35:45 GMT -5 achase123 said:

My HS/college BF could cum and keep going but we didn't use condoms (I was on BC pill). But I'm sure he actually ejaculated, he just seemed to have the ability to stay hard after an orgasm. That was a good trait to have.

Yeah....i can see that achase...but there was definitely a condom....and can guys really cum twice in one session?

That's what he said. We were sexually active for about four years so I'm pretty sure that was the case. It made it nice for me!

[doriswe]

I never had penis fears until I started hanging out here!!!

[starryfish]

Aug 13, 2012 13:48:50 GMT -5 achase123 said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:48:08 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Yeah....i can see that achase...but there was definitely a condom....and can guys really cum twice in one session?

That's what he said. We were sexually active for about four years so I'm pretty sure that was the case. It made it nice for me!

hmmm...good to know. I think in this guys case he was full of it since he didnt change condoms between the sessions....i really dont think he knows what an O is...so sad! :-(

[starryfish]

Aug 13, 2012 13:49:37 GMT -5 doriswe said:

I never had penis fears until I started hanging out here!!!

I NEVER knew about the micropeen problem until here either! Now i am scared!

[gozf]

Aug 13, 2012 13:51:25 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:49:37 GMT -5 doriswe said:

I never had penis fears until I started hanging out here!!!

I NEVER knew about the micropeen problem until here either! Now i am scared!

It's really not a problem! This board is totally Chicken Little about micropeens!

[achase123]

Aug 13, 2012 13:51:25 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:49:37 GMT -5 doriswe said:

I never had penis fears until I started hanging out here!!!

I NEVER knew about the micropeen problem until here either! Now i am scared!

I didn't know the term, but unfortunatley I'd experienced it. It's not THAT bad and, in my case, at least he knew what he was doing. But it was a strange thing to see a 260 lb, 6'3" man who was hung like a small child.

[blackkitty]

I have no penis fears. I have seen a lot of dick in my day and I have never seen a micropeen. I've also had very limited experience with whiskey dick or pre-mature (just happened one time).
Don't fear the peen ladies!

[roselis]

I think micro is my top. I've experienced it. I much rather a guy not last than to not even be able to feel him.......

Eta: I should have said small/micro is my top (I have experienced both)

[jojoandleo]

Wait-there is just having a small penis and then there is micro peen-I think they are two different things. I have seen a small one-size around as about a pencil, but that's not micro!

[gozf]

Aug 13, 2012 13:57:23 GMT -5 @blackkitty said:

I have no penis fears. I have seen a lot of dick in my day and I have never seen a micropeen. I've also had very limited experience with whiskey dick or pre-mature (just happened one time).
Don't fear the peen ladies!

Right?!?!

No use in worrying. All that does is cause wrinkles.

[turtle1120]

ED or premature ejaculation, but really only for someone I was more serious about. If it was someone I was casually dating, I'd probably just end it assuming it was happening all the time. I think guys have off days every now and then, so once occurence would be a bummer but not a big deal.

As for micropeen - if I ever encounter one, I'm just running out the door! I know it's not the right thing to do, but I'd have no intention of ever seeing that guy again anyway.

[marigoldgirl]

I have not had any penis fears. I just don't want a guy who is a bad kisser or bad at oral.

[blackkitty]

Aug 13, 2012 14:34:45 GMT -5 marigoldgirl said:

I have not had any penis fears. I just don't want a guy who is a bad kisser or bad at oral.

The bolded part for sure! That's the worst. Like by far.

[formerlyak]

Aug 13, 2012 13:34:06 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:25:10 GMT -5 charitylynne79 said:

that sucker would've been too full and nasty

i KNOW! i dont know WHY i didnt think about it then....but thinking about it now i dont think he has EVER cum bc he thinks he did...

A man can orgasm without actually ejaculating. Usually they happen at the same time, but always. True story.

[formerlyak]

Aug 13, 2012 13:24:18 GMT -5 @liubotflittyfud said:

Also afraid of the sea cucumber--aka non circumsized. I wouldn't know what to do with it and I'm pretty sure I would laugh a lot and ruin any chemistry. I laugh when I'm embarassed or feeling awkward.

They look pretty much the same hard.

[starryfish]

Aug 13, 2012 14:56:05 GMT -5 formerlyak said:

Aug 13, 2012 13:34:06 GMT -5 starryfish said:

i KNOW! i dont know WHY i didnt think about it then....but thinking about it now i dont think he has EVER cum bc he thinks he did...

A man can orgasm without actually ejaculating. Usually they happen at the same time, but always. True story.

Interesting....what if they never ejaculate?

[formerlyak]

Aug 13, 2012 15:03:22 GMT -5 starryfish said:

Aug 13, 2012 14:56:05 GMT -5 formerlyak said:

A man can orgasm without actually ejaculating. Usually they happen at the same time, but always. True story.

Interesting....what if they never ejaculate?

I don't know the answer to that one. I just know they usually, but not always, go hand in hand.