"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”
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Post by dawnzersong on Apr 24, 2015 7:27:37 GMT -5
It's funny how a person who writes a blog parodying the Duggars has a buddy by the name of jinjer who comes here every so often to enthusiastically plug the blog.
Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Apr 24, 2015 7:44:16 GMT -5
You guys, we should chat about parody blogs for a minute though. I mean, have you ever ever seen one and thought, "yeah, this person is fucking clever." No, you haven't. I mean, Megan Heimer who spreads misinformation and compromises public health and is also a boil on the asshole of humanity is crazy and all, but writing a parody blog about someone crazy is AS insane, if not more. It's like...you know that feel of when you find out there's an entire message board dedicated to writing fanfic about barely legal teenaged boys? It's kind of that same feel. It requires a level of devotion to studying a person you don't know that could maybe better be spent doing basically anything else. Look into sudoku.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
So, in all seriousness, how "bad" does it have to be to get arrested for this? Because I'm not going to say that my checking account has never gone negative. What does it take to get to the criminal stage? I guess intent, and maybe frequency?
You guys, we should chat about parody blogs for a minute though. I mean, have you ever ever seen one and thought, "yeah, this person is fucking clever." No, you haven't. I mean, Megan Heimer who spreads misinformation and compromises public health and is also a boil on the asshole of humanity is crazy and all, but writing a parody blog about someone crazy is AS insane, if not more. It's like...you know that feel of when you find out there's an entire message board dedicated to writing fanfic about barely legal teenaged boys? It's kind of that same feel. It requires a level of devotion to studying a person you don't know that could maybe better be spent doing basically anything else. Look into sudoku.
Was that person the stalking, office-calling culprit whom old Meg erroneously assumed was ccm?
Meg's unhinged diatribe referenced ProBoards deactivating the "stalker's" AE. Spinster is a deactivated name now. This all has to be connected in some cosmic, metaphysical web of unplumbed and transcendental lunacy.
I want to understand it, but all I can do is behold it as one looks on the summit of Everest or ponders the vastness of the cosmos. It's a Wordsworthian-level exercise in the sublime.
You guys, we should chat about parody blogs for a minute though. I mean, have you ever ever seen one and thought, "yeah, this person is fucking clever." No, you haven't. I mean, Megan Heimer who spreads misinformation and compromises public health and is also a boil on the asshole of humanity is crazy and all, but writing a parody blog about someone crazy is AS insane, if not more. It's like...you know that feel of when you find out there's an entire message board dedicated to writing fanfic about barely legal teenaged boys? It's kind of that same feel. It requires a level of devotion to studying a person you don't know that could maybe better be spent doing basically anything else. Look into sudoku.
It makes me think of the Pie Near woman blog.
I found the Barbie staging hilarious on the Pie Near blog, but after a few posts of that it just seems like someone has way to much time and hate on their hands.
I'd say it takes a certain degree of fuckedupness to devote hours to hating other people. This coming from an asshole with a long list of people I don't like.
The YouTube I shared was when Tina Fey observed on 30 Rock how people use message boards to attack people and be just plain mean.
At least I don't hide behind a screen name so I can come here and act like a cliquey, 7th grade bitch. Nice gifs everyone. Well done. I felt thoroughly ganged up on, great job.
And laughable that you've accused me of coming here for clicks. Jinger posted my blog here a couple of times and I got like 50 clicks. woohoo! 50 clicks! I'm rich now!! I've already asked her to remove all the links she posted here as I have no interest in being associated with such a sad bunch of internet bullies. How old are you people anyway?
I came here because I thought I had something in common with you, I clearly don't. And I'm a writer by profession, the blog I have is just for fun. I'm not obsessed with anyone, I write because it's what I do -- for work and for fun. If you don't like it, I give zero shits. What the fuck do you write? Oh yeah, obscure message board exclusive acronyms, but only if you don't have a gif. Brilliant.
Now carry on with ripping me to pieces, make sure you over analyze every single fucking detail about me -- especially don't forget to take any victory laps if you come up with an especially mean burn and make sure to give props to all of your internet besties.
The YouTube I shared was when Tina Fey observed on 30 Rock how people use message boards to attack people and be just plain mean.
At least I don't hide behind a screen name so I can come here and act like a cliquey, 7th grade bitch. Nice gifs everyone. Well done. I felt thoroughly ganged up on, great job.
And laughable that you've accused me of coming here for clicks. Jinger posted my blog here a couple of times and I got like 50 clicks. woohoo! 50 clicks! I'm rich now!! I've already asked her to remove all the links she posted here as I have no interest in being associated with such a sad bunch of internet bullies. How old are you people anyway?
I came here because I thought I had something in common with you, I clearly don't. And I'm a writer by profession, the blog I have is just for fun. I'm not obsessed with anyone, I write because it's what I do -- for work and for fun. If you don't like it, I give zero shits. What the fuck do you write? Oh yeah, obscure message board exclusive acronyms, but only if you don't have a gif. Brilliant.
Now carry on with ripping me to pieces, make sure you over analyze every single fucking detail about me -- especially don't forget to take any victory laps if you come up with an especially mean burn and make sure to give props to all of your internet besties.