crap your kid has done lately

[zarapipe]

I just gave my long haired cat a bath bc dd was outside and poured bubbles all over him. She said her mind wasn't working right, aka it wasn't a mistake.

Poor kitty. Luckily he was understanding and didn't claw me to death.

You?

[Deleted]

last week my mom went to get some blackberries out of the fridge and tge container spilled. As she finished picking them up I grabbed a bag of frozen berries from the freezer for my smoothie. J asked to hold the bag ( as he always does) but then proceeded to dump them all on the floor. Apparently he thought nana,was playing when she dropped the blackberries and he was,so proud to be a part of this grown up game lol. I couldn't even really get mad. He just has to help pick them all up.

[pinotgrig]

G has figured out how to close doors and likes to close me out. But he also found the full length mirror on the back of the guest bathroom door. He got super excited, crawled over to it, and gave his reflection a big kiss. So cute.

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Apr 27, 2015 18:54:34 GMT -5 @this said:

Conversation in the car...

Me: What are you doing?
DD: Poopin'.
Me: Okay then! We'll change your diaper when we get home.
...
DD: *evil quiet voice* ...Eat da poop.
Me: What? Wait.. what?
DD: MOMMY EAT DA POOP! MOMMY EAT DA POOP! Hahahahahaha! Mommy eats poop!

WTFFFFFF.

This reminds me. We have this book called busy penguins and have been reading it to J since he was an infant. It shows pictures of penguins in the wild doing various things like "penguins eating" "penguin sleeping", diving into water etc. It also had a "penguin pooping"

j has now become obsessed with it! He will say, is there a penguin going poopy in there, is that the poopy? As he points to the stream of poop shooting out the butt...or is that the poopy? As he points to the ground. Let me see the penguin going poopy. I'll show you. Is that penguin going pooooopy?!?! I'm so tired of saying yes J, he is going poopy. Everyone goes poopy J.

[krystee]

He refuses to sleeeeeeeep. I think he's slept 90 minutes all day. How does a four-week-old stay up that long?! I am hoping he makes up for it tonight.

[zeewifeandmama]

Pulled the corner protector off the table, then promptly fell and hit his head on the corner of the table.

[cobber06]

C has been a huge aw lately- she runs around like a maniac saying "look at meee" and then will throw in a "tada" and "I did it" for good measure.

The girl is also a bit obsessed with poop- I was changing A and C told me "I love icky poop"

[Deleted]

She locked the door in the public washroom. Luckily she could figure out how to unlock it. I was freaking for a minute because the space below and the space above were teeny.
She had a lecture after that. And no more privacy for pooping. I will face the wall INSIDE the stall.

[niq]

Bawling whenever it's time to put on pants.

[gibbinator]

There's a nice nursing room/family bathroom at the local mall. It's a private room with a play area that then extends into a separate toilet. It's great because I can lock the 3 of us in the room and ds1 can play at the play table while I nurse ds2.
Except ds1 has figured out how to unlock the main door. I learned this as he started opening the main door as I was peeing with the bathroom door open. :/

[aspentosh]

She grabbed the aquaphor off the top of her dresser and proceeded to smear it all over her room while she was supposed to be napping. Door handles, her dresser, books, etc. It was a bitch to clean.

[pinotgrig]

Apr 27, 2015 19:45:18 GMT -5 @awinter said:

Apr 27, 2015 18:54:34 GMT -5 @this said:

Conversation in the car...

Me: What are you doing?
DD: Poopin'.
Me: Okay then! We'll change your diaper when we get home.
...
DD: *evil quiet voice* ...Eat da poop.
Me: What? Wait.. what?
DD: MOMMY EAT DA POOP! MOMMY EAT DA POOP! Hahahahahaha! Mommy eats poop!

WTFFFFFF.

This reminds me. We have this book called busy penguins and have been reading it to J since he was an infant. It shows pictures of penguins in the wild doing various things like "penguins eating" "penguin sleeping", diving into water etc. It also had a "penguin pooping"

j has now become obsessed with it! He will say, is there a penguin going poopy in there, is that the poopy? As he points to the stream of poop shooting out the butt...or is that the poopy? As he points to the ground. Let me see the penguin going poopy. I'll show you. Is that penguin going pooooopy?!?! I'm so tired of saying yes J, he is going poopy. Everyone goes poopy J.

Just choked on my water @awinter. Lolol forever. Hilarious!

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Apr 28, 2015 8:28:03 GMT -5 @marshmallows said:

She unlocked the stall door and went into the main part of the restaurant bathroom while I was peeing. I chased her, pants around my knees just as someone was coming in

She laid down in the middle of the street while we were crossing yesterday.

Winner.
And why I have only one kid. What do you do with the other kid while first kid is lying in the road(

[bearbaby]

Apr 27, 2015 19:45:18 GMT -5 @awinter said:

Apr 27, 2015 18:54:34 GMT -5 @this said:

Conversation in the car...

Me: What are you doing?
DD: Poopin'.
Me: Okay then! We'll change your diaper when we get home.
...
DD: *evil quiet voice* ...Eat da poop.
Me: What? Wait.. what?
DD: MOMMY EAT DA POOP! MOMMY EAT DA POOP! Hahahahahaha! Mommy eats poop!

WTFFFFFF.

This reminds me. We have this book called busy penguins and have been reading it to J since he was an infant. It shows pictures of penguins in the wild doing various things like "penguins eating" "penguin sleeping", diving into water etc. It also had a "penguin pooping"

j has now become obsessed with it! He will say, is there a penguin going poopy in there, is that the poopy? As he points to the stream of poop shooting out the butt...or is that the poopy? As he points to the ground. Let me see the penguin going poopy. I'll show you. Is that penguin going pooooopy?!?! I'm so tired of saying yes J, he is going poopy. Everyone goes poopy J.

The penguin who "made a GREEN poopy Mommy!!!!" at the zoo when we went 2 weeks ago is STILL a highlight of conversation in our house.

[rugbywife]

She took a header off the couch yesterday. She was fine though, luckily. Two minutes later she nearly rolled off again. I watch her but she is so fast but demands to be on the couch with me.

This morning she dug through an indoor plant. I can't wait til I can put those suckers in the 3 season room.

[redheadbaker]

In the 3 minutes it took me to go to the bathroom yesterday, DS set a PIN lock on my cell phone. Thankfully, when you enter the wrong code 8 times, it resets itself to factory default.

[babyrn]

Today at the park DD (2) was running after the boys yelling "Come here, fella!"

If she doesn't want to do something she yells "I poop!" because she knows a poopy diaper will get changed asap. I get a lot of "I poop mommy. Check it! I MEAN IT!"

If she gets scared she will lay down on her belly and pretty like she is sleeping (complete with pretend snoring). This happens a lot at the playground if other people approach her.

[jessnpaul]

Threw up all over our bed this morning. Thankfully DH is WFH today and already put everything through the laundry!!!

This after a weekend of potty training accidents. I'm so over the stuff coming out of my child's body!

[biogirl21]

He threw his shoes and a toy in the humidifier. Now he wants to do it all the time.

[Deleted]

DS's speech is finally getting clear enough that other people can understand him. So he's learning that his words have impact on people other than me. Convo at the grocery store checkout line today:

Cashier: hey little man, how are you?

DS: (in crazy deep Darth Vadar voice) I NAUGHTY MAKE BAAAAD CHOICES!

The look on the cashier's face y'all, OMG.

[momof2boys]

Apr 27, 2015 19:45:18 GMT -5 @awinter said:

Apr 27, 2015 18:54:34 GMT -5 @this said:

Conversation in the car...

Me: What are you doing?
DD: Poopin'.
Me: Okay then! We'll change your diaper when we get home.
...
DD: *evil quiet voice* ...Eat da poop.
Me: What? Wait.. what?
DD: MOMMY EAT DA POOP! MOMMY EAT DA POOP! Hahahahahaha! Mommy eats poop!

WTFFFFFF.

This reminds me. We have this book called busy penguins and have been reading it to J since he was an infant. It shows pictures of penguins in the wild doing various things like "penguins eating" "penguin sleeping", diving into water etc. It also had a "penguin pooping"

j has now become obsessed with it! He will say, is there a penguin going poopy in there, is that the poopy? As he points to the stream of poop shooting out the butt...or is that the poopy? As he points to the ground. Let me see the penguin going poopy. I'll show you. Is that penguin going pooooopy?!?! I'm so tired of saying yes J, he is going poopy. Everyone goes poopy J.

We have the Busy Busy Penguins book.  When my son was 3 we had read it to him so many times he had it memorized and liked to "read' it to us.  It was hilarious, and he loved the Penguins pooping part.  Its hard to explain, but his little voice and the way he pronounced pooping cracked us up every time.  We were recently cleaning out their old books to donate (he is 10 now and my younger son is 8) and they wanted to donate that one but I said we had to keep it, ha.