GUYS, I AM SO BORED

[rootbeerfloat]

I'm sorry you don't feel challenged here. Have you considered getting tested for Gifted and Talented MMM? You and @applesauce could be brilliant together.

[sjh722]

To answer your curtain questions:

I have curtain panels by my sliding door, you just need two for each side to make sure they cover. I do not like vertical blinds so that's my solution.

www.westelm.com/products/cotton-canvas-mosaic-medallion-curtain-blue-lagoon-t1615/?pkey=cpatterned-curtains%7C%7C&cm_src=patterned-curtains||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-

These are more gray but I like the pattern.

www.westelm.com/products/cotton-canvas-bazaar-curtain-platinum-t1163/?pkey=cpatterned-curtains%7C%7C&cm_src=patterned-curtains||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-

[bowies]

Apr 28, 2015 15:27:17 GMT -5 rootbeerfloat said:

I'm sorry you don't feel challenged here. Have you considered getting tested for Gifted and Talented MMM? You and @applesauce could be brilliant together.

Literal guffaw.

[sjh722]

Apr 28, 2015 15:36:35 GMT -5 @mrswindycity said:

Apr 28, 2015 15:34:26 GMT -5 sjh722 said:

To answer your curtain questions:

I have curtain panels by my sliding door, you just need two for each side to make sure they cover. I do not like vertical blinds so that's my solution.

www.westelm.com/products/cotton-canvas-mosaic-medallion-curtain-blue-lagoon-t1615/?pkey=cpatterned-curtains%7C%7C&cm_src=patterned-curtains||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-

These are more gray but I like the pattern.

www.westelm.com/products/cotton-canvas-bazaar-curtain-platinum-t1163/?pkey=cpatterned-curtains%7C%7C&cm_src=patterned-curtains||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-

I already ordered the first ones for our living room, lol. 

LOL. I guess we both have excellent taste.

[oswin]

I'm bored too. But I just remembered the other boring things I should be doing instead of procrastinating on the internet. Neither of them is work related - I need to review our estate planning documents, and I need to figure out who we're voting for in our local election this week (city council and school board mainly). I'm hoping that these tasks turn out to be at least vaguely interesting.

[Brie]

I'm bored. I need to go pump but I don't want toooo.

[Brie]

Apr 28, 2015 15:51:53 GMT -5 @mrswindycity said:

Apr 28, 2015 15:44:54 GMT -5 Brie said:

I'm bored. I need to go pump but I don't want toooo.

You should have saved Parenthood for your return to work. I watched 5 seasons during pump breaks.

I don't have time!  My CW is also pumping right now and is apparently a magical lactation goddess who gets 8 ounces in 7 minutes, so I feel like I have to be super fast too so my boss doesn't think I'm the slacker.  Right now I do 10 minutes with lots of compressions and still feel like a slug with my measly 3-6 ounces.

[MamaMaui24]

Apr 28, 2015 15:44:54 GMT -5 Brie said:

I'm bored. I need to go pump but I don't want toooo.

Ugh. Me too. And I couldn't get mad men to load on my phone earlier. Bored!

[rootbeerfloat]

You were funny in the other post. I only tagged you because you self-identified as gifted.

[Deleted]

Apr 28, 2015 15:36:38 GMT -5 @vicmo said:

I just calculated my average cycle length since September and used that to calculate a bunch of hypothetical due dates.

#giftedwithspreadsheets

Can I give you my stats so you can give me hypothetical due dates?

[Brie]

Apr 28, 2015 16:14:20 GMT -5 @littlemoxie said:

Apr 28, 2015 16:11:37 GMT -5 Brie said:

I don't have time!  My CW is also pumping right now and is apparently a magical lactation goddess who gets 8 ounces in 7 minutes, so I feel like I have to be super fast too so my boss doesn't think I'm the slacker.  Right now I do 10 minutes with lots of compressions and still feel like a slug with my measly 3-6 ounces.

Dude.  I don't know who your boss is.  But assuming it:

(a) is a woman; or

(b) has been a boss for a while 

I can't imagine s/he doesn't understand that pumping takes different people different amounts of time.

Don't get into a speed competition with your co-worker.  Especially with all the feeding issues you've been having with P, causing supply problems is not another hurdle you need.

Ha, my boss is awesome actually, she has a 3 year old and nursed/pumped with him.  I'm pretty much done in 10 minutes anyway, but feel fine taking 15 or more if I need to.  I'm just jealous of her pumping skills, she just took a whole cooler of milk to a local milk bank for preemies.  And unfortunately it's not my office anymore, so it's not leisurely pumping-while-working like it was with C.

Thus far I'm more than keeping up with his needs, anyway, so we're good there.  (knock wood)

[andthentherewere10]

So my husband and I were having sex this past weekend and he saw what he thought was poop and got all turned off and awkward. It was actually a mole that got bigger when I was pregnant (did that happen to anyone else? ) that apparently looks like poop. Notes to self: husband is to wear corrective lenses during sex and wife is to prepare a mole map.

Hope this story keeps you occupied for awhile @mrswindycity.

[rikki]

I just mentioned to my husband that we have about 30 minutes before we need to get E from daycare and that we should do something. He asked what I had in mind. I said we could either have sex or clean the master bathroom. He picked clean the bathroom. What the heck!?!?