A CEP blind gossip

[anonymous]

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[Blind Gossip] A male Member of Congress from an East Coast state is being investigated for sexual improprieties with a 17-year-old boy. The attorneys are discussing whether they have enough evidence to charge the congressman with a crime.

The target of the investigation is over 40 and married with child/ren. He is a Republican.

Representative:

State:

[anonymous]

I have no idea, btw

[penguingrrl]

Oh shit. I'll be a package of golden oreos that it's someone who has been very vocally opposed to gay rights.

[cattledogkisses]

Please let it be an ardent opponent of SSM. That would be too amazing.

[Velar Fricative]

Too many choices for there to be a guess. It's not like there are only two East Coast male 40-something Republicans.

[pixy0stix]

ooooooooooooo!

[anonymous]

I'll go with rubio Since that would be rich

[josieposy]

Great, so it's one of at least 100 reps from the east coast. Although we probably could narrow it down if we were really bored, just taking women and Dems out.

[pixy0stix]

I feel like there was someone who was rumored to have inappropriate issues with his interns or whatever they're called.

[Velar Fricative]

I was thinking maybe it was the guy we elected yesterday to the House given the timing of this BG but he is engaged and his fiancée is pregnant (due any day now). But maybe it's him and saying his fiancée is pregnant with their child would make it too obvious?

But if I'm right...UGHHHHHHH WHYYYYYY are our recent elected Reps such assholes? And if I'm wrong, well, our recent Reps are still assholes.

[Velar Fricative]

I fell down the rabbit hole and checked the list of all East Coast male Rs. Fuck that, there are too many and I wasn't about to start clicking on each one to see whether they are 40+ and married with children. BG needs to give more hints.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

May 6, 2015 19:52:49 GMT -5 @mx said:

Over 40 male with kids describes like 90% of the R delegation, so that's a tough one.

For real, you could've thrown "conservative Christian" in there for funsies and it wouldn't narrow things down any further.

[Deleted]

I guess it's not this asshole which is a shame because he's now a former Member:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Gingrey

[teflepi]

May 6, 2015 19:54:49 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I feel like there was someone who was rumored to have inappropriate issues with his interns or whatever they're called.

Wasn't it a page and they were in FL?

[teflepi]

Mark Foley

[jln]

I was really hoping for Ted Cruz but he isn't East Coast.

[Deleted]

This list is from 2013 but here's a C&P.  I edited the ones who aren't in Congress anymore or from the East Coast. Patrick McHenry is only 39.

robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2013/11/22/more-closeted-gay-senators-representatives-and-governors/

Strong cases:

Lindsay Graham: Well, of course she is gay. In fact, her Tea Party opponent is presently gay-baiting her in the primary. Sleazy, but she deserves it. In 2008, Graham got a 0% rating from the Human Rights Campaign (I am on their mailing list by the way). Time to out these closeted, self-hating, queeny old Southern gentleman!

Mitch McConnell: Senator from Kentucky. Although it is indeed 100% true that Mitch was thrown out of the US military for gay sex, until recently that is all we had. Her closest friends have apparently known that she is gay for many years. She was spotted in Thailand as a sugar daddy for a Thai transsexual. On the other hand, she has a wife and three children, but so did Larry Craig. I think there is a pretty good case for this one, but we need some more evidence. Get cracking boys!

Barbara Mikulski: More or less liberal Democratic Senator from Maryland. I have generally liked her, but I never knew she was a lesbian. Apparently it’s very well known! You learn something new every day.

Herbert Kohl: Former Democratic Senator from Wisconsin, is apparently gay beyond a reasonable doubt. He’s also no longer a Senator. Never heard of that one.

Mark Kirk: Republican Senator from Illinois. Apparently this one is for real. Never heard of that one either.

Roberto Arango: Former Republican Senator from Puerto Rico. Resigned when she was caught posting pictures of herself on a gay cruising site.

David Drier: Former Republican representative from California. Well known long standing case. Her aide, who is also her boyfriend, lives with her and goes on trips with her everywhere Drier goes.

Ed Schock: Former Republican representative from Virginia. Apparently this one is for real, but I never heard of it. Resigned when she was caught leaving messages on a gay dating hotline.

Aaron Schock: Republican representative from Illinois. Apparently a good solid case has been made. She even brings her boyfriends to fundraisers and has been spotted in gay bars in both Chicago and DC. People who went to high school with her said she wasn’t fooling anyone even back then. Aaron’s lover is her campaign manager, who is a married gay or bisexual man who lives in Peoria and works as a carpenter.

Patrick McHenry: Republican Representative from North Carolina. Longstanding rumors about this gal, and there definitely seems to be something to it. Recently spotted in a bar in Hickory, North Carolina, drunk and kissing a man. Consider yourself outed, bitch!

Adrian Smith: Republican representative from Nebraska. The gays insist that she is gay, and they are generally right about such things.

Robert Aderholt: Republican representative from Alabama. Locals on the political scene in Alabama have insisted that she is gay for a long time now. I think they are correct.

Trent Franks: Republican representative from Arizona. She was driven out of the Arizona legislature due to her obsessive and aggressive sexual behavior towards the young men who were working there. Now she is in Congress, no doubt doing the same thing.

John Barasso: Republican Senator from Wyoming. She has been outed by a gay investigative reporter who has not been wrong yet. Looks like a good one! Has a known lover, and it’s long been known in Wyoming politics that she is gay. Lives in Caspar, Wyoming, where it has long been known that she is gay. She has taken many gay lovers over the years, always handsome young men. She took many trips during this time, always bringing her boy toys with her. She recently married, a beard apparently.

Dana Rohrabacher: Republican Representative from California. A psychologist I knew was friends with the Rohrabachers and said that Dana “didn’t like women.” She also often brought women to functions who were just friends and not girlfriends, more or less beards. The gays say she is a closeted gay, and they tend to be right about these things, so let’s go with that for now.

Rick Perry: Strong evidence that the Republican Texas governor is apparently a strong bisexual with strong drives for both males and females. A number of men have come forward and said they had sex with Tricky Ricky.

Charlie Christ: Former Republican, now Democratic, governor of Florida. Her former boyfriend has even gone public. Just before she got elected governor, she married a beautiful woman. In interviews, her wife has hinted that she is definitely gay.

Linda Lingle: Republican governor from Hawaii. She’s a lesbian? New to me. It’s apparently true! She lives in a condo in Hawaii Kai with her female lover.

Karl Rove: Famous Republican strategist during the Bush Administration. Still active behind the scenes in Republican Party politics. A former high ranking Republican official, a female attorney from Alabama named Jill Simpson, has come forward claiming that Turdblossom is in fact bisexual.

Her latest lover is the president of a conservative bloggers group, the National Bloggers Council, an Arab named Ali Akbar. Akbar has convictions for credit card theft, theft and burglary. Soon after the news broke, Rove engaged in a quickie marriage in Austin, Texas, to Karen Johnson, apparently to deflect the bisexual rumors. There are rumors that Karen Johnson is a lesbian, but they seem to be based on her appearance. On the contrary, she seems to be ravenously heterosexual, and has been linked to numerous men down through the years.

During the first months of the bush Administration, Rove was seen at several gay nightclubs in DC. There are reportedly photos available that show Rove “doing more than dancing.” She is also said to have cheated on her wife, Darby Hickson of Mobile, Alabama. Whether she cheated with men or women is not known. According to Simpson, the rumors of Rove’s bisexuality are long-standing. PS. Rove seems to be bisexual rather than guy. She has an appetite for the ladies too.

George Stephanopolis: Famous Democratic Party strategist. Difficult case. She was spotted several times in DC’s gay neighborhood “J-town,” but that doesn’t mean much. Maybe she was shopping? I used to hang out in West Hollywood quite a bit myself. She was also seen with a man said to be her former boyfriend, and George was acting quite smitten with her. Hillary Clinton threw a temper tantrum when George’s book came out, calling him, “That damned queen!” A man who knows him well outed him a few years back and pegged her gym trainer as her lover. She recently married at age 40. Difficult case, but very interesting.

[heyjude]

May 6, 2015 19:51:48 GMT -5 anonymous said:

I'll go with rubio Since that would be rich

He's not a congressman.

[erbear]

May 6, 2015 19:47:52 GMT -5 penguingrrl said:

Oh shit. I'll be a package of golden oreos that it's someone who has been very vocally opposed to gay rights.

It always is.

[nsl]

May 6, 2015 20:57:57 GMT -5 heyjude said:

May 6, 2015 19:51:48 GMT -5 anonymous said:

I'll go with rubio Since that would be rich

He's not a congressman.

Don't these blind item columns generally fudge one of the important details to avoid libel charges?  I'm betting that either the congressman fact or the East Coast one are red herrings.

[anonymous]

May 6, 2015 20:57:57 GMT -5 heyjude said:

May 6, 2015 19:51:48 GMT -5 anonymous said:

I'll go with rubio Since that would be rich

He's not a congressman.

i tend to just group them together in my head. mental note to stop doing that

[mcsangel2]

It says "member of Congress", which means it could be a congressman or senator, correct?

[nsl]

May 6, 2015 21:35:39 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

It says "member of Congress", which means it could be a congressman or senator, correct?

Yes, but then it mentions, "the congressman" later.