Boring Cleaned Her Kitchen. Here are 288 words about it.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

7 hrs
Today is kitchen day. Meaning cleaning out the kitchen. H is going to get the floors since there is a bunch of dog hair all over. Yes, I am making him get the dog hair. I love my dog, but we have found out only in recent years I am allergic to her. It sucks, but that's the way it is. She is 11 in human years and pretty old so I will deal with it. Then later today is dance class!

5 hrs
Just waiting on the kitchen floor to dry, then I can put my new shelves and baker shelf in there. Next up is washing the table and chairs off and putting that back in the kitchen. Then only need to put everything else back!

4 hrs
Well, 2 hours and who knows how many minutes to clean out the kitchen and get it back together. Well. almost back together. Just need to scrub the chairs and let them dry, and then it will be back together. That has to wait until I get the girls though. Tomorrow is the living room. I have a plan that I want to stick to so hopefully I do!
B McW: My bad it was 3 hours not 2 hours. Wow! And that was with 2 of us cleaning it. Well, cleaning it out, building shelves, and scrubbing stuff down.
Penelope: Just imagine I do it by myself all the time lol
B McW: Normally I would do it myself, but since I had all that dog hair from Snickers, I asked H to get the floor for me. He was even nice enough to scrub 2 chairs while I picked the girls up from school.

[Deleted]

I wonder how many times her husband has wished for her voice to suddenly vanish and not come back?

[Deleted]

She "scrubs" here chairs? Wtf is she doing with them that they need to be scrubbed?

[darthnbjenni]

May 18, 2015 16:41:57 GMT -5 @bk said:

She "scrubs" here chairs? Wtf is she doing with them that they need to be scrubbed?

I have 4 kids. I scrub my chairs down daily. Nothing is worse than sitting in dried yogurt.

[kittyb]

Was there an update on how talking to the first graders went?

[iamgrace]

How dirty is her kitchen? Jesus.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

May 18, 2015 16:56:32 GMT -5 kittyb said:

Was there an update on how talking to the first graders went?

NOPE.  She had fun.  And that's all she said.

Probably because she knows that she's the only one who did.

[mountaingirl]

She must think Facebook is her own personal journal to track every second of her boring day.

I cleaned my kitchen yesterday too, I wonder if I could get that many words out of it.

[Champagne Supernova]

Penelope is such a one-upper.

[everyjuan]

Ugh

[Deleted]

OMG that is just nuts. I love your BmcWB posts but honestly I can imagine seeing them IRL must drive you nuts. How many posts does she do a day?
I mean three posts about your fucking kitchen? really

[nsl]

It's really amazing how many of us routinely clean things and never think to notify Facebook.

[marylennox]

What the fuck.

Why?? I just don't understand what compels someone to post this shit. And multiple times a day? Ugh. I can't even manage to be amused by it because it's too embarrassing.

[DotAndBuzz]

I'm a little concerned that sweeping up dog hair is considered part of "cleaning out the kitchen," instead of just, you know, something you do every day (or multiple times a day, depending on how much crap your kids/dog track in from the yard).

[macmars45]

May 18, 2015 21:02:12 GMT -5 nsl said:

It's really amazing how many of us routinely clean things and never think to notify Facebook.

I knew I forgot to do something today after cleaning the kitchen, vacuuming and doing laundry. (idea)

[bluelily]

I'm facebook friends with BMcW's cousin, Sanctimonious McGoodyTwoShoes. She faithfully reported on every.single. assignment she completed in her two-year masters degree program.

[compassrose]

May 19, 2015 7:04:24 GMT -5 bluelily said:

I'm facebook friends with BMcW's cousin, Sanctimonious McGoodyTwoShoes. She faithfully reported on every.single. assignment she completed in her two-year masters degree program.

Holy crap. Did you block her posts?

[bluelily]

May 19, 2015 7:42:17 GMT -5 compassrose said:

May 19, 2015 7:04:24 GMT -5 bluelily said:

I'm facebook friends with BMcW's cousin, Sanctimonious McGoodyTwoShoes. She faithfully reported on every.single. assignment she completed in her two-year masters degree program.

Holy crap. Did you block her posts?

No, but I wish I had. She graduated recently, and now I'm waiting to see what the next object of her sanctimoniousness will be.

[itsme]

That was tough to read. So so so boring. no one needs to know a play by play. Really, we don't Mrs. Boring.

[thatgirl2478]

So I thought of you today, @ombligest, as I was cleaning my kitchen... LOL I *almost* posted something about it on FB but decided against it in favor of a cute picture of DD2 crawling out from under the ottoman to bite my toe.

Oh and DH even swept the floor.

[katfco]

Maybe if she didn't post every waking thought and movement to Facebook, she would have time to sweep the dog hair up on non "kitchen cleaning" days. Because the implication that sweeping the floor is a big cleaning thing is kind of gross.