I dropped corn on my boob. I'm not sure why this amused me but I had the gigglefits for a straight minute or two before I dug it out of my shirt and bra.
Someone make my baby go to sleep. I'd hate to have to drop him in a river.
Mr man is out of town doing national guard shit and falls asleep before remembering to call me at night. Yeah, fine, I get it but mofo would lose his ever loving mind if he tried to call me and I didn't answer. Ugh. I'm having deployment flashbacks and it's making me twitchy. Shall I shank him?
Post by janiejones on Aug 14, 2012 19:48:08 GMT -5
My back is killing me and I need to make an appointment with my Dr. to get a Rx for massage so it'll be covered.
I sorted a giant pile of clothes the other day, and they are stacked in the hall waiting for me to pack up. On top of the pile is a gold bra that looks like I stole it from a hooker. I insisted on meeting the delivery guy outside so he didn't see it.
I bought my hipster friends a giant "Ball Mason Jar" cookie jar and some other small things for their wedding shower next month, and I'm excited to give it to them. They legit pack all their dry goods in mason jars.
Thursday we are going to Hip Hop karaoke hosted by Fatlip (formerly of the Pharcyde!) I'm so excited.
Post by lazyphoque on Aug 14, 2012 19:59:17 GMT -5
I dropped a pea into my cleavage at lunch with coworkers yesterday. Everyone saw it and started laughing so I figured I'd just grab it and it would be over. Couldn't find it. More laughter.
Post by janiejones on Aug 14, 2012 19:59:39 GMT -5
I bought the cookie jar at Target, it is pretty rad.
The blue mason jars are lovely. One of my favourite activities at the antiques market is finding the most expensive mason jar and guffawing at it. We saw one for $130.00 once. No joke.
Post by Doc_Lobster on Aug 14, 2012 20:00:24 GMT -5
My H is being a grouchy dick for no reason. My head hurts and I feel like it's my turn to be grouchy, but we can't both be assholes or there would be a murder. Life is unfair.
Post by Jalapeñomel on Aug 14, 2012 20:02:25 GMT -5
I just got my purse, which was handmade here in Lima. It's patent leather and eggplant, and it's absolutely the most gorgeous (and expensive ) accessory I have ever owned. And attached to the bag, was a note that said, "hi Mel! I hope you love the purse, and just to let you know, I can make you shoes in the same color." Why, yes, yes I would LOVE shoes in the same color...my budget, however begs to differ.
I just got my purse, which was handmade here in Lima. It's patent leather and eggplant, and it's absolutely the most gorgeous (and expensive ) accessory I have ever owned. And attached to the bag, was a note that said, "hi Mel! I hope you love the purse, and just to let you know, I can make you shoes in the same color." Why, yes, yes I would LOVE shoes in the same color...my budget, however begs to differ.
I just got my purse, which was handmade here in Lima. It's patent leather and eggplant, and it's absolutely the most gorgeous (and expensive ) accessory I have ever owned. And attached to the bag, was a note that said, "hi Mel! I hope you love the purse, and just to let you know, I can make you shoes in the same color." Why, yes, yes I would LOVE shoes in the same color...my budget, however begs to differ.
also, h never saw past the first season of arrested development, so i made him watch the whole series this month and we're at the end of season 3 and now i can't wait for season FOUUUUUR.
also, h never saw past the first season of arrested development, so i made him watch the whole series this month and we're at the end of season 3 and now i can't wait for season FOUUUUUR.
Today I finished season 3 of arrested development. I fucking love it so much. WHY would they cancel it?
I was never one of those people who cared about her baby being exclusively bfed. And somehow Leo has fanagled his way into being this way. Whhhhhhhhhhy
This is what I get about being smug about "oh if you introduce a bottle early no worries."
I am too the point where I am going to let the dcp deal with this. He can take a bottle. He just refuses. She has been doing this for 20 years. She knows what to do right?
I had to get my annual tb test today for work. I've probably gotten tb test for the past 15yrs straight, never worried about them, never had a positive. Well, this one looks really funny to me and I'm freaking the fuck out. This is compounded by the fact that we have a patient with active tb right now. I haven't even been in the room and know I couldn't have been exposed, 2nd hand, on Monday and turned up positive today. This is why I have Xanax.
how funny does it look? measure it for me. in millimeters.
eta: nevermind, i just read you got it today. fail. call me in 48-72 hours.
how funny does it look? measure it for me. in millimeters.
eta: nevermind, i just read you got it today. fail. call me in 48-72 hours.
It's at least an inch, I can't do mm, sorry. H is a physician and he's ignoring me b/c my medical anxiety drives him crazy. So, I'm not asking him any questions.
Is it normal to have a reaction, on the same day, even though this has never happened before, at least not this big?
If it matters, I generally have bad skin reactions, I'm prone to hives, etc.
lol, i probably do the same thing to my husband.
anywho, the test only shows you've been exposed to tb, not that you have it. you may absorb the ppd in the next 48 hours, so don't worry about it yet.
if it does read positive, they'll do another test on the other arm and if that one is positive, then they'll do a chest x-ray. sometimes after the first positive one, they'll do the x-ray.
anywho, the test only shows you've been exposed to tb, not that you have it. you may absorb the ppd in the next 48 hours, so don't worry about it yet.
if it does read positive, they'll do another test on the other arm and if that one is positive, then they'll do a chest x-ray. sometimes after the first positive one, they'll do the x-ray.
don't worry yourself to death, though.
Thank you! This is a much kinder response than H would give:)
it's the smiley face that did it, right? nurses just have great bedside manner.
We are weaning E off his night bottles. He wakes a few times at night, and is comforted by his water bottle. Every now and then, he will fall back asleep with out one.