MrsAxilla, I have like 3 half tabs of H's Ativan lying around. I always tense up like whoa at the gyn, so I am contemplating those. Maybe if I can just relax, it won't be so bad.
That will work, too. Might want to skip the marg though.
I had that issue, but then I discovered I had it set for dominant hand but wore it on my non dominant hand...so it was discounting a lot of things as gestures that were not.
I had that issue, but then I discovered I had it set for dominant hand but wore it on my non dominant hand...so it was discounting a lot of things as gestures that were not.
yeah, checked that.
Frustrated because it said I went 1500+ steps around the house in the morning (getting coffee, dressed, kids ready, etc)... but only 500ish steps on an hour-and-a-half walk through the big grocery store. Nope.
Please change your mind about going to the ball. Just because it doesn't have an open bar doesn't mean you can't bring a flask in your jacket pocket. I'll even let you bring my flask just so you feel like you have enough liquor for the night.
Love your wife that desperately wants to go to the first formal she's ever been invited to.
Dear old apartment complex,
The lack of your staff being on the same page makes me happy that I moved. Please stop calling me, asking if I paid the move out charges that I already paid 2 weeks ago. If I have to go down there with all the documents in hand, I will not be happy.
Dear Jawbone: If I have to restart sleep mode at 3 am after turning over and accidentally bumping you into wake mode, it does not mean I went to bed 5 1/2 hours late. Stop scolding me about missing my bedtime. Just stop it.
Belga. A guy I work with knows the owners so he said when I want to go he will make sure they hook me up. He is always raving about it.
I'm usually over on ML, but work near Barracks Row and Belga is awesome. Wonder if I can talk DH into going there for lunch today. Mmmmm, moules frites.....
Dear hormones or whatever else is responsible, Hold it together when your kid does something sweet. Tearing up when picking up your kid at preschool is lame. You will never make mom friends.
Dear me, Get off GBcN and study. The exam is tomorrow. You only get your $1k back if you pass. Never mind the embarrassment.
You are not getting my preps now that I've officially resigned. If you were getting my preps you would know by now. The two assistant principals who don't agree on the fact that the sky is blue have BOTH told me that they don't think you're a good fit for those preps. You can suck up to me, come by my classroom next week to "talk about it", and spread rumors on campus all you want, but YOU.ARE.NOT.GETTING.MY.PREPS.
Sincerely,
Veteran Teacher Who Knows You Won't Get Advanced Academics When You're On An Improvement Plan
Dear asshole parents who brought their PRESCHOOL graduating class to a BAR tonight
I'm judging you. And I want the peace back of Friday night happy hour. Knowing what underwear your girls are wearing and keeping them from climbing on my table is not ok
Post by iammalcolmx on May 22, 2015 20:42:20 GMT -5
Dear coworkers,
Did you really say you were bringing 9 guests to the company cookout? No private conversation as to why you NEED to bring all these people just you lying saying you forgot to RSVP and you were bring 9 people? You are on my nerve's
I had that issue, but then I discovered I had it set for dominant hand but wore it on my non dominant hand...so it was discounting a lot of things as gestures that were not.
yeah, checked that.
Frustrated because it said I went 1500+ steps around the house in the morning (getting coffee, dressed, kids ready, etc)... but only 500ish steps on an hour-and-a-half walk through the big grocery store. Nope.
Were you pushing a cart? That is why if you were. It doesn't track your steps if your arm isn't moving.
If we get this loan, we are kicking you out because y'all stay doing the most. And you didn't tell us about the grass mites when we bought the garden. Bye, Felicia.
If we get this loan, we are kicking you out because y'all stay doing the most. And you didn't tell us about the grass mites when we bought the garden. Bye, Felicia.
Grass mites. Nope, nope, nope.
Hope you get the loan, and simultaneously get rid of the neighbors and grass mites.
If we get this loan, we are kicking you out because y'all stay doing the most. And you didn't tell us about the grass mites when we bought the garden. Bye, Felicia.
Will y'all rent the upstairs apartment, like on VRBO or something? Does it look like your place up there? I feel like I got a glance at them and they are oldz aren't they?
It looks like That 70's Show up there. We'd have to renovate. They are oldz of the worst kind.
Please change your mind about going to the ball. Just because it doesn't have an open bar doesn't mean you can't bring a flask in your jacket pocket. I'll even let you bring my flask just so you feel like you have enough liquor for the night.
Love your wife that desperately wants to go to the first formal she's ever been invited to.
Dear old apartment complex,
The lack of your staff being on the same page makes me happy that I moved. Please stop calling me, asking if I paid the move out charges that I already paid 2 weeks ago. If I have to go down there with all the documents in hand, I will not be happy.
"Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley
"Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley