That and all that bragging about how little sleep your children need.
I never feel so proud of them as I do after a night of particularly shitty sleep. I just glow with pride all day long at work!
Grey hair is in right now, so I'm good. I just need dark circles and random twitching to make its way to mainstream fame, and I'll be a regular fashion plate.
I'm really going to need more detailed information about the bragging that is annoying.
PM me or let me know on the secret private board if you want
There have been, for example, so many times when a thread has been started asking if other kids are "behind" at some milestone or whatever, and inevitably one person feels compelled to waltz in and talk about how "advanced" their kid is at said milestone. It usually ends with "all kids have their own pace." The hidden message is "and my kid's pace is Mach Fucking 5, bitches!"
This is not always the same person and I do not mean anyone specifically.
Eta: And you know what? I will call bitches out if this happens again.
I'm really going to need more detailed information about the bragging that is annoying.
PM me or let me know on the secret private board if you want
There have been, for example, so many times when a thread has been started asking if other kids are "behind" at some milestone or whatever, and inevitably one person feels compelled to waltz in and talk about how "advanced" their kid is at said milestone. It usually ends with "all kids have their own pace." The hidden message is "and my kid's pace is Mach Fucking 5, bitches!"
This is not always the same person and I do not mean anyone specifically.
Eta: And you know what? I will call bitches out if this happens again.
I will curb my bragging until you forget this promise
Is this a UO- I hate how girl shorts are all so short. I was in h&m looking for some cheap shorts to send matilda to daycare in and most of them had like zero inseam. Are we trying to showcase our 3 year old girls butts here?
I'm really going to need more detailed information about the bragging that is annoying.
PM me or let me know on the secret private board if you want
There have been, for example, so many times when a thread has been started asking if other kids are "behind" at some milestone or whatever, and inevitably one person feels compelled to waltz in and talk about how "advanced" their kid is at said milestone. It usually ends with "all kids have their own pace." The hidden message is "and my kid's pace is Mach Fucking 5, bitches!"
This is not always the same person and I do not mean anyone specifically.
Eta: And you know what? I will call bitches out if this happens again.
Is this a UO- I hate how girl shorts are all so short. I was in h&m looking for some cheap shorts to send matilda to daycare in and most of them had like zero inseam. Are we trying to showcase our 3 year old girls butts here?
grrr.
I hate this! Its nearly impossible to find normal mid-thigh shorts. I found some at old navy and Kohls if you are looking for some for M!
I'm really going to need more detailed information about the bragging that is annoying.
PM me or let me know on the secret private board if you want
There have been, for example, so many times when a thread has been started asking if other kids are "behind" at some milestone or whatever, and inevitably one person feels compelled to waltz in and talk about how "advanced" their kid is at said milestone. It usually ends with "all kids have their own pace." The hidden message is "and my kid's pace is Mach Fucking 5, bitches!"
This is not always the same person and I do not mean anyone specifically.
Eta: And you know what? I will call bitches out if this happens again.
I will take my flame because my kids are fucking amazing geniuses.
Post by dixeedeluxe on May 28, 2015 13:11:26 GMT -5
You guys need to shop at Walmart. That's really the only place I shop for non bike shorts for the girls and they are normal length, I swear. Or maybe my kids have very high buttcheeks or something. I am always so confused about the short shorts comments because I just don't experience it!
C25K...it works Seaside 5K...........40:45(2012) Turkey Trot..........41:30(2012)/37:08(2013)/37:40(2014) St Pat's 5K..........39:27(2013)/38:48(2014)/35:12(2015) Belair Town Run......38:09(2013)/36:27(2014) Back To Football 5K..37:36(2013)/43:44(2015) Balt Run Fest 5K.....34:59(2013)/41:50(2014)/35:54(2015)
C25K...it works Seaside 5K...........40:45(2012) Turkey Trot..........41:30(2012)/37:08(2013)/37:40(2014) St Pat's 5K..........39:27(2013)/38:48(2014)/35:12(2015) Belair Town Run......38:09(2013)/36:27(2014) Back To Football 5K..37:36(2013)/43:44(2015) Balt Run Fest 5K.....34:59(2013)/41:50(2014)/35:54(2015)
Is this a UO- I hate how girl shorts are all so short. I was in h&m looking for some cheap shorts to send matilda to daycare in and most of them had like zero inseam. Are we trying to showcase our 3 year old girls butts here?
grrr.
I found longer ones at Carters recently! They had several styles.
C25K...it works Seaside 5K...........40:45(2012) Turkey Trot..........41:30(2012)/37:08(2013)/37:40(2014) St Pat's 5K..........39:27(2013)/38:48(2014)/35:12(2015) Belair Town Run......38:09(2013)/36:27(2014) Back To Football 5K..37:36(2013)/43:44(2015) Balt Run Fest 5K.....34:59(2013)/41:50(2014)/35:54(2015)
And I guess my UO is this - I honestly don't get why people still wipe the butts of their 5/6 year old, whatever. By that point you kid just needs to figures it out and wipe their own butt.
Is this a UO- I hate how girl shorts are all so short. I was in h&m looking for some cheap shorts to send matilda to daycare in and most of them had like zero inseam. Are we trying to showcase our 3 year old girls butts here?
grrr.
In L's school everyone's shorts are required to be knee length, but they don't say anything if they're a half inch higher. It was so hard to find shorts she could wear to school.
Is this a UO- I hate how girl shorts are all so short. I was in h&m looking for some cheap shorts to send matilda to daycare in and most of them had like zero inseam. Are we trying to showcase our 3 year old girls butts here?
grrr.
I found longer ones at Carters recently! They had several styles.
Same here. And Children's place had some pull on denim that had longer rolled cuffs.
I love the painting with friends things!! Going Sunday and painting a mother fucking Texas painting and it's going in my mother fucking front entry way. So there! And it will be AWed on facebook (mostly because you get an extra punch towards a free paint night if you check in ) I have actually learned a lot of techniques there and usually try to make mine a little unique. But I like all things crafty and it's something fun that you can still talk to friends with and at $35 dollars it is an easily affordable event out.
Post by breezy8407 on May 28, 2015 13:40:43 GMT -5
I've never done painting with friends, but my friends consider me to be the "artsy one," so I feel like I would put too much pressure on myself to do really well, and then I would hate it and fixate on the flaws.
I just cannot comprehend a 2 year old (most common age of p/t I assume) wiping their own butt after a poop. I mean, sure I guess i could tell matilda now to wipe her own butt but really I'd rather wipe it for her and make sure it's clean than deal with the smell of poop wafting at me whenever she walked by until I gave up and put her in the bath, THEN washing all the skid marked underwear.
I did this with my mom and hung it in the kids' play room. I think picking ones you really like and knowing where you want to put it ahead of time is key. And I hang them with command velcro strips, so easy to take down and switch out if I get bored of them.
I just cannot comprehend a 2 year old (most common age of p/t I assume) wiping their own butt after a poop. I mean, sure I guess i could tell matilda now to wipe her own butt but really I'd rather wipe it for her and make sure it's clean than deal with the smell of poop wafting at me whenever she walked by until I gave up and put her in the bath, THEN washing all the skid marked underwear.
I think some kids have clean poops lol. Like Ada can wipe it without skid marks with actual wipes, somehow they are always pretty clean poops. I always do a follow up though because I feel better about it and just toilet paper is harder for her. I think closer to 4 I will try to encourage her to do it all the time.
Now keeping her dresses out of the toilet water while going is a whole different story.
My mil was changing Cs diaper the other day, and remarked in front of Hs aunt, uncle, and grandma and grandpa that C had a large penis. I thought it was highly inappropriate. Im not sure why anyone would brag about the size of their kids penis. It's just weird to me.
And I KNOW it's not me doing the bragging because my kid has been slower at almost every milestone. I don't go into a lot of threads like that because it makes me sad sometimes. I mean I'm happy that someone's kid is attaining all these wonderful things, but when mine is still struggling to learn to talk, it's hard sometimes.