DH and i alternate nights taking the kids to bed. Tonight it's his turn, and Butters always freaks the fuck out.
"Crap crap crap! Meine Moooooommmmmyyyy!" He acts like he's being kidnapped.
His medium is more mental and acoustic mayhem rather than physical.
Oh yeah, Adeline totally does this! So manipulative. "Mommy, you're going to lay with me, RIIIIIIIGHT? But MOMMY! MOMMY I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
This is why I always take her to bed. My heart just can't take it. I try. Boy do I try! But I always end up in that bed.
C25K...it works Seaside 5K...........40:45(2012) Turkey Trot..........41:30(2012)/37:08(2013)/37:40(2014) St Pat's 5K..........39:27(2013)/38:48(2014)/35:12(2015) Belair Town Run......38:09(2013)/36:27(2014) Back To Football 5K..37:36(2013)/43:44(2015) Balt Run Fest 5K.....34:59(2013)/41:50(2014)/35:54(2015)
C25K...it works Seaside 5K...........40:45(2012) Turkey Trot..........41:30(2012)/37:08(2013)/37:40(2014) St Pat's 5K..........39:27(2013)/38:48(2014)/35:12(2015) Belair Town Run......38:09(2013)/36:27(2014) Back To Football 5K..37:36(2013)/43:44(2015) Balt Run Fest 5K.....34:59(2013)/41:50(2014)/35:54(2015)
Post by formerlyllizzyb on May 29, 2015 13:35:32 GMT -5
"I want to hit mommy." "I understand you feel that way, but you cannot hit me."
(Slugs me.) (Carried screaming to room for time out.) "Sorry mommy! Sorry!" (Two minute time out ends.) Five minutes later... "I want to hit Tobey (the dog)."
Post by imimahoney on May 29, 2015 13:36:38 GMT -5
Yes. Such a beast.
Last night he was in a hitting phase and basically attacked my Dh because his water bottle was taken away for dumping it all over the floor. And he laughs when he hits so he seems like he enjoys hurting us
I'm thinking I was lucky to live in a 1 bedroom condo till now. I always knew where he was and what he was up to. Now things like this may happen. Any reason she chucked it everywhere?
Post by melmon0417 on May 29, 2015 13:42:28 GMT -5
First... monkeybabe Z is so beautiful, even when she is being a beast! That face, the hair, I die!
Second... YES. I tell A that she is a beast ALL THE TIME. She is a fucking sourpatch kid. Yesterday, she threw a bottle of gatorade at DH, and two minutes later she is asking me for "noooose kisses!" (eskimo kisses) She is also a little tornado.
Post by The Foozzler on May 29, 2015 13:55:37 GMT -5
90% monster beast 10% adorable
But damn these kids know how to turn on the charm just at the point where we are just about to cry and give up. He will hit, kick, and scream. Then he will give me the best hug ever and tell me that I am the greatest and that he loves me so so much. Stinker.
But damn these kids know how to turn on the charm just at the point where we are just about to cry and give up. He will hit, kick, and scream. Then he will give me the best hug ever and tell me that I am the greatest and that he loves me so so much. Stinker.
This pretty much sums it up. Stinkers, the lot of 'em!
Omg. He's terrible right now. This not listening thing is going to be the absolute death of me.
He will.not.stop. Tormenting this poor dog. She tries to hide from him everywhere. I've tried time outs, locking the dog in the kitchen, everything. He finds a way to get at her and bug the shit out of her.
This is him trying to barrel through the chairs I've used to hide her. And he's screaming at me because he can't reach her. I don't know what else to do.
Except of course, the part where Caleb and Abby chase each other in a circuit around the house on a regular basis. Sometimes screaming is involved, and sometimes the screaming starts after Caleb either hits his sister (her screaming. Suck it up, girl! He's 3 and you're 8) or bounces off a wall (his screaming).
Post by jamaga2583 on May 29, 2015 15:14:18 GMT -5
Gavin bit me in a fit of rage yesterday because I said he couldn't eat some random kid on the playground's ice cream.
Max refused to get out of the car, and then sat down in the middle of the parking lot at a restaurant last week because "it was the wrong Taco Bell". It was a pizza place, ftr. He also viciously attacked his 7 year old brother and slapped him with a glow stick a few days ago- according to the accuser, it was an unprovoked attack. M maintains "jack started it". Sigh.