Too Many Grams & Paps: Fears About Accidental Incest

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

16 hrs
Excited. Shouldn't be too long and we all will get to welcome a new addition to the family. I sit impatiently waiting to hear when my younger cousin has her baby boy. Hoping before midnight! That would put him having his birthday exactly one month before my little princess. Hurry up baby J. There is many people waiting to meet you. Hoping my cousin has an easy rest of delivery.
Lady: Dad to be is my cousin.
Boring: What a small world. Lol! Or maybe my family is just really huge. That being I learn new family members in that side all the time,
Lady: I have a big family on both sides. So i am also learning of new relatives all the time.
Boring: Yeah same here. There are a ton of *random last name* and that makes up a majority of that with *some random's first name*. My dad's side is huge as well. Heck I learned of a family member that passed in 93 that I never knew only because I came across the grave marker and had to ask my pap about it. Sometimes it's nice being from a big family sometimes not so much.
Especially when dating. That was fun. I had to check in with my mom when there was someone I liked. Just so I knew if it was okay to or not. Especially so with my now hubby. He's mom is a *other last name*, and I have *this other last name* in my family. Good thing their not from the same family.

13 hrs
Went out to see the full moon. It's a very pretty full moon, but then again what full moon isn't pretty? I'm off to bed. hoping to wake up to news of J's arrival. Hoping to go meet him sometime after I get the kids off to school, if he is here. Good night.

6 hrs
Waiting on news about baby J. All I know he was born at 8:01 this morning. Prayers, in whatever form you pray, needed for my cousin and baby. She had to have an emergency c-section.
Random: Please keep us all informed if you hear anything
Boring: They are both doing well. I have orders from new mommy to not posting yet. She wants to take care of that first. That probably won't be until later. She is resting after a long night and morning. I can say, since i made a quick stop up after dropping Ry off at school, that he is adorable. Just the cutest little man.
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[cuddlyevil]

"Oh hey, I was asked not to say anything BUT...."

Smooth move boring, real smooth.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jun 3, 2015 13:46:32 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

So she just could not WAIT to tell people it was a c section, and a boy, even with instructions to keep her big fat mouth shut.
What a fucking cunt.

YES.  The baby J stuff I was just going to include for "lol, look at her droning" purposes, until I hit THAT.

[Eagles]

She really is a twat.

[MixedBerryJam]

That 6-hrs-ago post does not fucking compute. "Baby's born, via c-sec, but don't ask any more because my cousin wants to make the announcment herself." That canNOT be what I'm reading, right? Right? What @cse1960 said.

[trafficgirl]

@cse1960 said exactly what I was thinking.

If I was the cousin I'd be fucking pissed.

[sterl724]

I would kill her. Partly for announcing when asked not to, but more so for being a complete and total moron.

[itsme]

I would de-cousin her asap.

[bugandbibs]

I think her family just got smaller.

[calle28]

She really needs a diary.

[demofea01]

The next post should be "this is BoringsCousin. I'm posting to regretfully inform everyone that Boring is no longer among the living. Your birth announcements are once again safe. You're welcome."

[AmeliaBedelia]

She's fucking dumb.

[laddie]

BMWB the asshole today. Yay!

[Champagne Supernova]

This bitch...is fucking ridiculous.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jun 3, 2015 15:23:59 GMT -5 demofea01 said:

The next post should be "this is BoringsCousin. I'm posting to regretfully inform everyone that Boring is no longer among the living. Your birth announcements are once again safe. You're welcome."

She has NOT posted since.  IT'S BEEN SIX HOURS.  I'm growing worried/excited.

Also, I tend to see her posts when scrolling through on my phone.  Then I search her name once I'm on my computer when I want to C&P.  But I usually can't find it because I type "Boring McWindbag" in instead.