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Post by thecatinthehat on Jun 7, 2015 13:43:18 GMT -5
Awwww. The first time I farted in front of DH (then fiance) was in my sleep I had has pains and held it in until we went to sleep. And I was so asleep I didnt they didn't even wake me up! LOL DH confessed to me a few days later I was so ducking embarrassed.
The first time I farted in front of dh he immediately sympathy farted. And then we were gasping for air at an open window because we were in my tiny dorm room. It was a memorable moment
A few months ago, after dinner, I had the WORST gas pains ever. I have never experienced a pain such as that. I could barely even sit upright in the car because it hurt so bad. We got home and I was writhing in pain on the couch--not exaggerating. I didn't know what it was at first. H looked some stuff up on, I think, WebMD and very nonchalantly was like, "Pretty sure it's just gas pains. You'll be fine."
Awwww. The first time I farted in front of DH (then fiance) was in my sleep I had has pains and held it in until we went to sleep. And I was so asleep I didnt they didn't even wake me up! LOL DH confessed to me a few days later I was so ducking embarrassed.
I had something similar happen with DH. One of our first nights living together, apparently I farted in my sleep. I don't know if DH was already awake, or if my fart woke him. It wasn't my fart that woke me, it was DH laughing!
The first time we had to fart together we went back to back, and then giggled like idiots. Thank god we were outside and not in a room or anything. I hope you had a great time in Vegas!