Someone pass me the lighter (NPCER)

[ttt]

I just settled down to watch GoT and I felt this scratchy tag balled up in the shoulder of my nightgown. I reached in and pulled it out AND IT WAS A FUCKING COCKROACH. 


Obviously I have already incinerated my nightgown and am prepared to set fire to the house. 

[orangeblossom]

No, no, no.

[lilibet]

Hope you find a new house soon. And how are you posting from the shower? Cause that's where I'd be the rest of the night.

[ttt]

Jun 8, 2015 21:05:55 GMT -5 lilibet said:

Hope you find a new house soon. And how are you posting from the shower? Cause that's where I'd be the rest of the night.

There is wifi in my bleach bath. 

[tacosforlife]

I want to set my phone on fire just from having read this on my screen.

[Cicero]

Before you grab the lighter can I suggest a call to the exterminator? Those little demons were all over our other house when we moved in (damn SE US). The exterminator did a great job of the roach equivalent of salting the earth. I can count on one hand the number of roaches I saw over the year after that--all were dead.

[MrsAxilla]

I just had a flashback to living in the dorms. :::shudder::: I moved back home with my mommy the next year.

[josieposy]

Woah. I'm having flashbacks to Joe's Apartment.

[gpw]

[NewOrleans]

You might have to immolate yourself, actually.  

[aurora]

I am generally pretty easy-going when it comes to bugs but I would probably have run screaming out of the house while simultaneously stripping off my nightgown.

[AAM2012]

We had a roach on our coffee pot this morning. I swear we're not dirty people and I think it got in with all the boxes coming in from our garage. Did it travel all the way from Florida and hide since Sept?!?!?

I kept screaming and DH told me to calm down...after I lit the kitchen on fire I then lit DH on fire and told him to calm down.

I have lighter fluid if you need it...

[ttt]

Jun 8, 2015 21:09:28 GMT -5 Cicero said:

Before you grab the lighter can I suggest a call to the exterminator? Those little demons were all over our other house when we moved in (damn SE US). The exterminator did a great job of the roach equivalent of salting the earth. I can count on one hand the number of roaches I saw over the year after that--all were dead.

This is a good idea. We haven't done it since we thought we might be moving soon but i think it's worth it now.

I will not sleep tonight.

[cookiemdough]

Where the fuck is the warning??

[Nonny]

[elleblue]

Spiders don't bother me, nor do snakes. Cockroaches? Hell no! I'd have to move.

[mrsukyankee]

[origami]

Jun 8, 2015 22:00:53 GMT -5 ttt said:

Jun 8, 2015 21:09:28 GMT -5 Cicero said:

Before you grab the lighter can I suggest a call to the exterminator? Those little demons were all over our other house when we moved in (damn SE US). The exterminator did a great job of the roach equivalent of salting the earth. I can count on one hand the number of roaches I saw over the year after that--all were dead.

This is a good idea. We haven't done it since we thought we might be moving soon but i think it's worth it now.

I will not sleep tonight.

but you are moving soon, yes? By soon I mean right now.

[summer]

You pulled it off and it was a live cockroach on your hand?!??!

**gag**

[secretlyevil]