Christie: women's viagra will increase lesbianism

[zoidberg]

Jun 14, 2015 10:23:06 GMT -5 toledo said:

The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is. Why do you think Viagra was invented in the first place? But no, let’s amplify women’s sex drive even further, that’ll definitely help them feel more satisfied and relaxed. And who are they going to turn to quench that thirst? Other women. Men aren’t machines, but neither are they. They just haven’t realized it yet,” Christie concluded.

Maybe YOU do, sir.

Sounds like someone is a touch insecure.

[underwaterrhymes]

Is this satire?

I am no Christie fan, but I have a hard time believing he used the phrase "don't we have enough dykes already" without tremendous backlash.

[zoidberg]

Also, did viagra cause a bunch of guys to start banging each other? Is this what happened to cause all of those republican leaders to start having secret gay affairs?

[ringstrue]

OMG I'm experiencing joke overload.

[AJL]

*sigh* No it won't. Idiot.

[MrsAxilla]

Jun 14, 2015 10:28:43 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Is this satire?

I am no Christie fan, but I have a hard time believing he used the phrase "don't we have enough dykes already" without tremendous backlash.

I hope it is because WTF?!?  But I also really hope he did say that.

[eclaires]

Jun 14, 2015 10:28:43 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Is this satire?

I am no Christie fan, but I have a hard time believing he used the phrase "don't we have enough dykes already" without tremendous backlash.

It is.  If you follow the link, there is a button to show facts, which highlights the first two paragraphs.  Everything below that is satire, I guess, which is everything referencing Christie.  It's apparently a hybrid news/satire site or something like that per google.

[zoidberg]

Jun 14, 2015 10:40:11 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Jun 14, 2015 10:28:43 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Is this satire?

I am no Christie fan, but I have a hard time believing he used the phrase "don't we have enough dykes already" without tremendous backlash.

I hope it is because WTF?!?  But I also really hope he did say that.

You know he was thinking it.

[secretlyevil]

[heyjude]

This. Of course. Is NOT TRUE. C'mon CEP!

[meshaliuknits]

Jun 14, 2015 10:41:27 GMT -5 eclaires said:

Jun 14, 2015 10:28:43 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Is this satire?

I am no Christie fan, but I have a hard time believing he used the phrase "don't we have enough dykes already" without tremendous backlash.

It is.  If you follow the link, there is a button to show facts, which highlights the first two paragraphs.  Everything below that is satire, I guess, which is everything referencing Christie.  It's apparently a hybrid news/satire site or something like that per google.

That seems like a bad print model. At least until we develop a sarcasm font.

[eclaires]

Jun 14, 2015 11:04:30 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

Jun 14, 2015 10:41:27 GMT -5 eclaires said:

It is.  If you follow the link, there is a button to show facts, which highlights the first two paragraphs.  Everything below that is satire, I guess, which is everything referencing Christie.  It's apparently a hybrid news/satire site or something like that per google.

That seems like a bad print model. At least until we develop a sarcasm font.

lol, I agree.  When I read the description, I was like, "ummmno."  But the buttons at the link are huge which I think is a decent tip off since they say HIDE FACTS or SHOW FACTS before you get to the text.

[twotrue]

Wtf? If anything it will cure lesbian bed death and we'll be too busy fucking each other to have time to go after the straight girls.

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[NewOrleans]

::guffaw::

[KateAggie]

This is a prime example of why we used to be sticklers for sources. I know, I know, ha ha funny. But shit like this doesn't help.

[teflepi]

If you google Newslo, it comes back as this:

www.newslo.com/
Newslo, The First Ever Hybrid News/Satire Platform!

I am laughing at the rest of the 'sources' that took this as true and ran. Oy