Name that MLM *update in replies*

[gibbinator]

I have a friend on Facebook constantly posting these spiels about getting energy, and energizing your life, being happier and getting healthy and fit, oh and getting wealthier of course.

She never ever posts a brand name (clearly that's part of the training, no brands until you're sucked in).

From Facebook, sorry for all the dots, PDQ, don't want it google able :

"poof"

I'm SOOO curious what she's selling but don't want to engage.

[panicked]

Ple.x.us would be my guess

[VillainV]

It.Works?  Or maybe Shake.ology?

[rugbywife]

Bea.chbody?

[redheadk]

Ad.vocare? It seems to be picking up again.

[lg28]

Could also be isa.genix which is big in my area.

[aspentosh]

I would guess Ple.xus.

[anaps28]

Beach body would never hold back. I'm guessing Isagenix

[holly116]

Jun 14, 2015 18:06:23 GMT -5 redheadk said:

Ad.vocare? It seems to be picking up again.

I would guess this one. I have a friend that never posts on Facebook and then I got a group chat about this a week ago. And now three status updates a day that sound like yours.

[origami]

I have a bea.ch.body friend who also never posts the name. She sometimes posts the name of her local coach group, Team ____. I had to look that up to figure out what it really was.

[Deleted]

I am going to guess Plexus or Advocare.
The rest seem more intense about the brand. At least on my FB those two MLMs play it off as some big secret until you ask..lol.

[osulori]

I'm betting isagenix. My friend that sells it never says it by name. My friends that sell Plexus, Advocare, and Beachbody? They don't make a secret about it.

[gibbinator]

I can't believe there are so many of these lol

[Deleted]

Jun 14, 2015 18:45:15 GMT -5 gibbinator said:

I can't believe there are so many of these lol

and they all have miracle results, and are life changing, and will make you rich!

[Jalapeñomel]

I don't know what any of these MLMs are!

[jeaniebueller]

Jun 14, 2015 18:45:15 GMT -5 gibbinator said:

I can't believe there are so many of these lol

One of my friend sells pl.ex.us and while I think they're total bullshit, she does actually look really good. Not that I attributed to her magic potions, but it's interesting. I still won't buy though.

[Deleted]

I bet on THRIVE!

[SKP82]

Jun 14, 2015 19:01:18 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

I don't know what any of these MLMs are!

Consider yourself lucky.

[mellymel]

Thrive

[Marmee]

Usana maybe

[jessnpaul]

Jun 14, 2015 19:10:47 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

Jun 14, 2015 19:01:18 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

I don't know what any of these MLMs are!

Consider yourself lucky.

I agree!

I've never heard of Plexus but the others are everywhere it seems!

[biogirl21]

Herba.life?

[brooklyn]

I also guess thrive, those weird patches.

[bowies]

Jesus, I never knew there were so many either. I'm only friends with lazy people.

[meij]

I would guess Thrive.

It wouldnt be It Works, they tend to shove what it is down your throat, including wearing It Works clothes all the time.

[lg28]

Even beach body and shakeology post the name.

Totally isagenix.
TOTALLY.

And seriously. Find out we need to know!

[Deleted]

Jun 14, 2015 18:06:23 GMT -5 redheadk said:

Ad.vocare? It seems to be picking up again.

This was my immediate suspicion.

I hate this shit. I've been targeted by 3 different MLMs now because I'm still fluffy with baby weight.

[lmbml]

I've seen Xy.ngular, they don't say the name either.

[gibbinator]

Some day when ds2 gives me a break I'm going to research all of these and figure it out.
I've been Facebook stalking her this morning, going to her friend's page who got her into this, going to her links etc and I cannot for the life of me find anyone who will post the company! She even posted an ad for a sale and cropped out the half of the image that presumably named the product! WTH?

[Deleted]

Jun 14, 2015 20:28:46 GMT -5 @sessalee said:

Jun 14, 2015 18:06:23 GMT -5 redheadk said:

Ad.vocare? It seems to be picking up again.

This was my immediate suspicion.

I hate this shit. I've been targeted by 3 different MLMs now because I'm still fluffy with baby weight.

I hate the ads that Facebook thinks I want to see. Facebook apparently decided that I am fat, lonely, need a vacation (not ever wrong) may want a divorce, was injured in an accident , the list goes on. But the diet ones are the most popular. I'm thin goddamit! (Not from hard work - from health issues - so no fancy products to market)