holy shit Jessica Simpson is pregnant again.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

SHUT UP

[iamgrace]

Whut

[softspot]

Link? I can not fathom this.

[Jalapeñomel]

What?! How old is her baby??

[pedanticwench]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

[vajeana]

Ooof.

[bcv513]

NO WAY!!!!!

[speckledfrog]

Omg. Her poor, poor body. And I'm not just talking about how big she got, I'm talking about the weirdo shit your body goes through when you are pregnant and how long it takes to recover. I have a dream baby and if it weren't for my body still getting back to normal I would have another. I just can't do that to me.

[ThirdandLong]

Well.... motherhood seems to agree with her. I hope she's happy. *puppies & rainbows*

[jaylea]

I bet it's the only way she doesn't get hit with breech of contract. Because she sure wasn't hitting the requirement for weight loss.

[imoan]

I need a link! This is blowing mah mind!

[thebuddhagouda]

I didn't even start ovulating again until 8m pp. I just can't fathom.

[Deleted]

Dude, if I was given $4 million to lose weight I'd do it and keep my legs crossed, too.

[LLL]

really? damn, girl.

[imoan]

Damn... I was all excited, too!

[thebuddhagouda]

Yeah, If I had her money and the resources to have a nanny I'd have had two back to back. Then, I'd only have to get my body back in shape one time, and I'd be done with diapers and not sleeping that much sooner.

[Deleted]

In related news - when did Kim Zolciak get knocked up again? She just pushed out her second son? Huh.

[bonquiqui]

Whaat?

[Jalapeñomel]

hollywoodlife.com/2012/08/15/jessica-simpson-pregnant-again-weight-loss-after-baby/

[Deleted]

Tori Spelling got pregnant 5 weeks post partum so it's definitely possible. GL to her if it's true, yikes.

[Jalapeñomel]

www.gossipcop.com/jessica-simpson-pregnant-second-time-again-2nd-baby-2012/

thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/142067/jessica_simpson_pregnant_again_already

[annyong]

Quit playing with my emotions, toledo!

[gretchenindisguise]

I love that the "logic" being used is that she hasn't shed her pregnancy weight, therefore, she might be pregnant!

[sydney02]

I feel disappointed now and I don't know why.

[Overthemoon]

Hollywood Life is one of the most moronic gossip sites out there, they are constantly getting "doctors" who have no connection at all to a celebrity to offer opinions about the celebrity.

[Jalapeñomel]

Aug 16, 2012 11:38:38 GMT -5 Overthemoon said:

Hollywood Life is one of the most moronic gossip sites out there, they are constantly getting "doctors" who have no connection at all to a celebrity to offer opinions about the celebrity.

I know, it´s awesome.

[eightangryreindeer]

Ugly muumuus from all over the world celebrate!

[bleubook]

I just rode a fucking rollercoaster of emotions.
From jealousy to disbelief to smug satisfaction that there are no credible sources.